Saturday, Nov 24, 2007
I just scored Hamtaro higher than Zelda.
What can I say? Four Swords and CD-i aside, Phantom Hourglass was the worst effort in Zelda history. People can like it all they want as long as they'll say it was worse than every other Zelda, because it is, and in every way.
My review will cover my extensive complaints, but summarizing, the controls do not work, the sailing remains annoying, the item selection sucks in both functionally and numerically, the dungeons are simplistic and fire whoever insisted we return to the same temple SIX TIMES.
Phantom Hourglass the best argument against the DS' functionality. It's full of the first-year gimmicky crap that plagued the system and whatever it uses seriously moves the series backward.
Great, now it dropped my average Zelda score from 8.95 to 8.65.
Just so this blog isn't pure depression, I'll inject some Happiness with my new sig gifs

What can I say? Four Swords and CD-i aside, Phantom Hourglass was the worst effort in Zelda history. People can like it all they want as long as they'll say it was worse than every other Zelda, because it is, and in every way.
My review will cover my extensive complaints, but summarizing, the controls do not work, the sailing remains annoying, the item selection sucks in both functionally and numerically, the dungeons are simplistic and fire whoever insisted we return to the same temple SIX TIMES.
Phantom Hourglass the best argument against the DS' functionality. It's full of the first-year gimmicky crap that plagued the system and whatever it uses seriously moves the series backward.
Great, now it dropped my average Zelda score from 8.95 to 8.65.
Just so this blog isn't pure depression, I'll inject some Happiness with my new sig gifs

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Posted Nov 24, 2007 11:36 pm PT
B-bu-but the advertisements said it was the best Zelda game to date! The advertisements!
I predicted sailing was going to suck, somewhere back in your past blogs.
Haha, does this mean Mario is going to take an unstoppable lead after you beat Galaxy? (If you don't rip that to shreds too
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I predicted sailing was going to suck, somewhere back in your past blogs.
Haha, does this mean Mario is going to take an unstoppable lead after you beat Galaxy? (If you don't rip that to shreds too
Posted Nov 25, 2007 8:03 am PT
I liked it
. The only things that I didn't like were the Ocean Temple, lack of lock-on, and not having TP's item equip system.
Posted Nov 25, 2007 12:33 pm PT
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