After some consideration, I decided to bump iCarly up to become my favorite show. While I have several TV series on my hard drive in their entirety, I have only been watching iCarly lately. I have been watching the Wonder Years previously and probably should finish it sometime, but Season 6 just isn't as fun.

I'm downloading Hey Arnold and might get a chance to view it over Christmas. The more I read about Helga, the more I think about Sam. I can only hope this extends to the secret crush aspect as well.

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Here's a quote from every episode of Season 1:

SAM: Carly will never love you.
FREDDIE: That's it! I'm taking my stuff and going home!
CARLY: Please stay.
FREDDIE: OK.

SPENCER: It was a terrible mistake, Officer... Carl.

(Sam notices her head is resting on Freddie's shoulder.)

FREDDIE: If I do, will you kiss me?
CARLY: No!
FREDDIE: Then no!
CARLY: Oh, come on!
SAM: I'm gonna puke all over both of you!

SPENCER: I don't know when I grew leg hair!

(Sam pushes Freddie and the shopping cart down the hallway.)

SPENCER: Never forget to buy candy on Halloween.

FREDDIE: You know, this might not be so bad: just you and me, together, alone...
CARLY: OK, we are in a serious situation here, this is no time for you to bust a move!

SPENCER: What doesn't really work?

MARILYN: Dear God, he fell through the floor.

SPENCER: Read my back!
MORGAN: (to Carly) If you ever need my help with anything, you just call me.

(Carly and Sam perform the Ankle Swear)

CARLY: "Carly and Sam roll Freddie in bread crumbs and bake him at 350"?
SAM: Just 'til he's golden brown!

CARLY: You can't have a real job, you're Spencer!

FREDDIE: I'm talking about the blond one!

SPENCER: Please tell me I'm wearing underwear.

CARLY: But wait. Don't you still have to remember to put that ball back at the top every day?
SPENCER: I'm going to bed.

(Sam and Freddie carefully remove their Tekfoots. The three of them slowly walk away.)

SAM: Impressive, that might get you double detention. (Finally, a compliment! Woot!)
FREDDIE: Yep. When Principal Franklin sees that, you better believe he's gonna--
(Gardener washes off Freddie's vandalism.)

SPENCER: Do you know what it's like to be harassed every day by some kid?
(Freddie glares at Sam, who smiles sheepishly.)

SAM: Sound like Spencer, not Darth Vader!

BOY: Sam, does your mom drive a rusty old pickup truck?
SAM: Yeah.
BOY: It's on fire.
SAM: Ssh! Reading!

(In the limo)
SAM: Whoops! My finger's in your nose!

FREDDIE: I just got the new cable for the--Whoah.

CARLY: Please never make those faces again.

I compiled a list of things Sam did to Freddie on iCarly. Have fun.

101 Sam drags Freddie across the hall by his feet

102 Sam wrings out her hair in Freddie's face

103 Sam pours her breakfast in Freddie's backpack

105 Sam puts a piece of popcorn up Freddie's nose

106 Sam sends Freddie on a shopping cart ride

107 Sam slams Freddie agaisnt a door many times

109 Sam spits half-chewed watermelon in Freddie's face
Sam throws Freddie across the hall
Sam gives Freddie a wedgie

111 Sam spins Freddie around while he is suspended from the ceiling

115 Sam squirts cheese in Freddie's face

117 Sam pushes Freddie down

119 Sam pushes Freddie's ladder

123 Sam blows up Freddie's pants
Sam sticks a rib to Freddie's face

125 Sam shakes Freddie around by his shirt

201 Sam squirts Freddie with a water gun

202 Sam slaps Freddie
Sam ruins Freddie's clothes
Sam destroys Freddie's laptop

204 Sam pants Freddie

205-7 Sam hits Freddie with an apple
Sam flicks pudding in Freddie's face
Sam pounds the door with Freddie pressed agaisnt it
Sam pushes Freddie out of a plane

208 Sam knocks Freddie over
Sam hits Freddie with an umbrella
Sam and Freddie fight, pulling each other's hair

This list is incomplete, for example there are too many insults to track on this show. But feel free to add to it.