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Tuesday, Jul 25, 2006

I saw this and thought it was really funny.

this is not meant to offend anyone"DEFINITELY THE BEST E-MAIL OF THE YEAR !!!!!
>A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife
stayed
>home.
>He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
>"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife
merely
>stays at home.
>I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to
switch
>with mine for a day. Amen.
>God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
>The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
>He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out
their
>school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them
to
>school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the
cleaners
>and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then
>drove
>home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the
chequebook.
>He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was
already 1
>P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust,
and
>sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
>Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with
them on
>the way home.
>Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their
homework,
>then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
>At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad,
breaded
>the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
>After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded
laundry,
>bathed the kids, and put them to bed.
>At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't
finished,
>he
>went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to
get
>through without complaint.
>The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said:
Lord,
>I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's
being
>able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."
>The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel you have
learned
>your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they
>were."
>You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last
night!"
>
>Voted Women's Favorite E-mail of the Year

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LOL!!!!! That's great! Extremely funny!

If ya search my blog towards the beginning, I have jokes there to.
Posted Jul 25, 2006 6:08 pm PT
Cool, I'll check it out.
Posted Jul 25, 2006 6:10 pm PT
lol, thats funny but so messed up...I think that e-mail is just wrong but maybe thats just cause I'm a guy.
Posted Jul 25, 2006 6:20 pm PT
OMFG!!!!! I din't get to the jokes but SHUT UP!!!! You have a name on Quizilla. OMG!!! I was so exited I forgot to put you on my friends list, I got to go back! I'm going back right now!
Posted Jul 25, 2006 6:20 pm PT
That's hillarious!
Posted Jul 25, 2006 7:34 pm PT
Papercut..you talking to me? I have a name on quizilla? What friends list...okay I'm confused again.
Posted Jul 25, 2006 7:47 pm PT
LOL, your always confused. I was talking to D dog. But if you want to look me up there I'm spikeaholic93 but tess told me you can't find me so you can find me through tesswanpanzee, yeah same name there, or DestinyHorse. Take my quizes. Thier all pretty much random but try em anyway.
Posted Jul 25, 2006 8:00 pm PT
I'm kittypurr on Quizilla. I never got to making new quizzes. But I have taken many.

Cool. I'll check out your quizzes later!
Posted Jul 25, 2006 8:07 pm PT
Thanks but if you don't like imature things I warren you. Really. Maybe I'll put a couple on here, I've never thought of it but maybe...Anyways thanx.
Posted Jul 25, 2006 8:13 pm PT
Yeah, you should post em. Makes it easier for me. I'm lazy this week.
Posted Jul 26, 2006 11:38 am PT
HAHAHA!!! LOL.
Posted Jul 26, 2006 2:01 pm PT
I tryed and it said they've never heard of me which is crazy cause I was just at my account today. I don't know whats happening.

http://quizilla.com/users/spikeaholic93/quizzes/RANDOM/

Since I can't link it put that in your adress bar. And here are some of the others. Hey, it's all I can think of to do since I can't link. Just copy it and stick it in your adress bar.

http://quizilla.com/users/spikeaholic93/quizzes/Do%20I%20Know%20You/

http://quizilla.com/users/spikeaholic93/quizzes/Would%20I%20Date%20You/

If you do it tell me what you think. Sorry no pics I forgot to add them. I working on it though along with other quizzes. Thier not as good as yours though.

Posted Jul 26, 2006 3:17 pm PT
Thats pretty good!

Hey you have bellsouth internet don't cha? It always puts those little arrows in there and breaks the line up weird.
Posted Jul 28, 2006 10:20 am PT
i'm on quizilla? when did i do that?
Posted Jul 28, 2006 7:48 pm PT
A very long time ago. You don't do anything there but I'm on your friend list so...yeah.
Posted Jul 28, 2006 7:55 pm PT
am i under the same name and how do i log on(not going tonight btw) and how did you get on my friends list and are you going to force certian people to join? wow that's alot of questions.
Posted Jul 28, 2006 8:23 pm PT
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Posted Jul 28, 2006 8:32 pm PT
thanks alot you just told every one my password me mad now
Posted Jul 28, 2006 8:36 pm PT
Oh sorry. I didn't relize....um I'm going to edit. Thats the beuty of.......something. It's really late.
Posted Jul 28, 2006 9:11 pm PT
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