Back again, time to change the blog

Can someone tell me the point of putting WingDings down as a font, does anyone actually understand it? If you do give me a shout

Wow, now I have a lot of homework which I should be doing.

So a few things to make you smile...

(these are real newspaper headlines...)

 Deer Kill 17,000

Court to Try Shooting Defendant

Passengers Hit by Cancelled Trains

New Vaccine To Contain Rabies

Lucky Victim Stabbed Three Times

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks 

British Left Waffles on Falklands

Schwarzenegger Wins on Budget, but More Lies Ahead 

Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

Hospitals Sued By Seven Foot Doctors

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

Supreme Court Rules that Murderers shall not be electrocuted twice for the same Crime

Deaf Mute Gets New Hearing in Killing

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Two Convicts Evade Noose, Jury Hung

Police Found Safe Under Blanket

Milk Drinkers are Turning to Powder

Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

Quarter of a Million Chinese Live on Water

Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped

Is There a Ring of Debris Around Uranus?

Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

Panda Mating Fails - Veterinarian Takes Over

Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim

Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax

Lawmen From Mexico Barbecue Guests

Miners Refuse to Work After Death

Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe Out Literacy

Drunk Drivers Paid $1,000 in 1984

Autos Killing 110 a Day, Let's Resolve to do Better

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly it May Last a While

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Child's Death Ruins Couple's Holiday

Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn't Seen in Years

New Housing for Elderly Not Yet Dead