Thursday, Nov 30, 2006
Okay so I really thought about it. Who could stay away from all of the great people I've met here on tv.com. I guess I just let my frustration get the best of me. Well anywho I guess I will just post some things to cheer myself up and any of you that are feeling down today!
D'YA KNOW WHAT I'M IN THE MOOD FOR?
***~~~................How 'bout some...............~~~***
A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call
the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say.
"That's dynamite, baby."
I'd rather be rich than stupid.
If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadors
came up to you and asked where the gold was, I don't think it would be a
good idea to say, "I swallowed it. So sue me."
Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm
myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell.
When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left
on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's
head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot
better, and no harm done.
If you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then gets
right back on you, I think you should buck him off right away.
Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world
is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding
on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take
my little nephew to DisneyLand, but instead I drove him to an old
burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "DisneyLand burned down." He
cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty
good joke. I started to drive over to the real DisneyLand, but it was
getting pretty late.
Already I'm starting to feel better!! How about some.......
lol I love the voice on that guy!!
TOM PETTY: You Don't Know How it Feels
So let me get to the point lets roooolllll another Joooiiinnt!
Well I feel better!? How about y'all?
Well have a good one people! And thanks Drea for talkin' some sense into me!
D'YA KNOW WHAT I'M IN THE MOOD FOR?
***~~~................How 'bout some...............~~~***
A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you callthe guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say.
"That's dynamite, baby."
I'd rather be rich than stupid.
If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadors
came up to you and asked where the gold was, I don't think it would be a
good idea to say, "I swallowed it. So sue me."
Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm
myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell.
When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left
on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's
head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot
better, and no harm done.
If you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then gets
right back on you, I think you should buck him off right away.
Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world
is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding
on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take
my little nephew to DisneyLand, but instead I drove him to an old
burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "DisneyLand burned down." He
cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty
good joke. I started to drive over to the real DisneyLand, but it was
getting pretty late.
Already I'm starting to feel better!! How about some.......
When I am down I have a few songs that cheer me up!
lol I love the voice on that guy!!
TOM PETTY: You Don't Know How it Feels
So let me get to the point lets roooolllll another Joooiiinnt!
Well I feel better!? How about y'all?
Well have a good one people! And thanks Drea for talkin' some sense into me!
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Posted Nov 30, 2006 7:31 pm PT
glad to read that you're in a better mood
Posted Nov 30, 2006 7:52 pm PT
Gotta love Jack Handy!
Posted Nov 30, 2006 8:19 pm PT
big blog girl how u doing
Posted Nov 30, 2006 10:46 pm PT
Thanks KFCgravy! I was just pretty frustrated earlier and went on a rant, but decided I should have cooled off before I did anything rash!
Posted Nov 30, 2006 10:56 pm PT
Thanks Raven!
Posted Nov 30, 2006 10:56 pm PT
Trendy, I love Jack Handey, he is HilArIous! I just wish Will was back on the show doing those deep thoughts!
Posted Nov 30, 2006 10:57 pm PT
Doing Great Thomas, a lot better than earlier thanks for stopping by!
Posted Nov 30, 2006 10:58 pm PT
I alwayz gotta try and talk my Frienz back off the Ledge, EVERYONE Getz Peeeesed at this sight
BUT YOU....YOU are a PIONEER, YOU dont go anywhere!!~! TIGHT Lil Blog ya Got here, I DIG The Music and The Handy....Tanx for the grins and Giggles. I Needed them.
BUT YOU....YOU are a PIONEER, YOU dont go anywhere!!~! TIGHT Lil Blog ya Got here, I DIG The Music and The Handy....Tanx for the grins and Giggles. I Needed them.
Posted Nov 30, 2006 11:08 pm PT
Thanks drea! Glad I could make ya feel better too! I'm really glad to see you on here and not in the hospital!
Posted Nov 30, 2006 11:11 pm PT
Crash Test Dummies. Not many people listen to them, And SMile and cheer up.
Posted Nov 30, 2006 11:32 pm PT
I love Crash Test Dummies! And thanks, I am feeling better!
Posted Nov 30, 2006 11:33 pm PT
Hey whoa_chica! Great blog! And another deep thought from the past.
"When I bit into the nectarine it had a crisp juiciness to it that was very pleasurable. It was alright until I realized it was not a nectarine at all-BUT A HUMAN HEAD!
"When I bit into the nectarine it had a crisp juiciness to it that was very pleasurable. It was alright until I realized it was not a nectarine at all-BUT A HUMAN HEAD!
Posted Dec 1, 2006 1:05 am PT
Hi whoa_chica! Thanks for commenting on my blog... Great pics! The pic with the lost dog was so funny...
Great pics! The pic with the lost dog was so funny...
Posted Dec 1, 2006 2:23 am PT
Posted Dec 1, 2006 9:09 am PT
Love the colorful blog and the pictures are great! I hope you have a great weekend!
Posted Dec 1, 2006 11:56 am PT
Have you heard "Superman" by CTD ? And bartending isn't bad. WHy do you call yourself a hick 
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Posted Dec 1, 2006 4:28 pm PT
Noahcrash- lol, I like that one too, gross, but funny, haha.
Purplerae- Thanks for commenting on my blog too! and I thought people might get a kick out of that pic. It made me laugh.
Bekkalass- Thanks for stopping by! Glad I could cheer ya up a little!
1treehillfan- Thanks a lot! And I hope you have a great weekend urself! Daemonracer- I am not sure if I have heard that one, it doesn't sound too familiar. I will download and listen to it now! Bartending is fun, but I work at a place that isn't a normal bar, it's fancier and the customers we get are a bit snooty, I dislike that part. I call myself a hick because I am for the most part! I got that "hick accent" I guess, (that's what most people say) I'm from Kansas and grew up on a farm. It doesn't require much to be called a hick...lol.
Purplerae- Thanks for commenting on my blog too! and I thought people might get a kick out of that pic. It made me laugh.
Bekkalass- Thanks for stopping by! Glad I could cheer ya up a little!
1treehillfan- Thanks a lot! And I hope you have a great weekend urself! Daemonracer- I am not sure if I have heard that one, it doesn't sound too familiar. I will download and listen to it now! Bartending is fun, but I work at a place that isn't a normal bar, it's fancier and the customers we get are a bit snooty, I dislike that part. I call myself a hick because I am for the most part! I got that "hick accent" I guess, (that's what most people say) I'm from Kansas and grew up on a farm. It doesn't require much to be called a hick...lol.
Posted Dec 1, 2006 9:11 pm PT
I've got totally different opinions about some of the things you've wrote. And it is suppose to be rethought there is no such word as thunk, well just for corrections only nothing personal.
Posted Dec 1, 2006 10:02 pm PT
Thanks for the correction, but I mispelled the word on purpose....
and if I were to use rethought I would have wrote rethoughted...lol, rethunked sounded better.
and if I were to use rethought I would have wrote rethoughted...lol, rethunked sounded better.
Posted Dec 1, 2006 10:33 pm PT
From Kansas and a Farm? That's not bad. I spent time on the farm (bro still has it). Have a good week and snotty people will always be snotty 
Posted Dec 2, 2006 5:07 pm PT
ahahah!!! those pictures are hecka tight!!
Posted Dec 2, 2006 6:53 pm PT
Daemonracer: You have a good week too.
Brian_Van_holt: Thanks for stoppin by!
Brian_Van_holt: Thanks for stoppin by!
Posted Dec 2, 2006 8:13 pm PT
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