"If I told you how much I needed this, I wouldn't have time to eat it" - Zaphod Beeblebrox

If I told you how much I needed this, I wouldn't have time to drink it - but this is pretty much the gist....

Gah... I'm waiting for the damn virus scanner to stop scanning and then suddenly I saw a Java update thing and now all I can think about is coffee... Maybe that doesn't seem like a big problem (and maybe it isn't) but now I'm all vexed... The thing is it's like 03.30 am where I live and I should go to bed. And apparently drinking coffee isn't the best thing to do then... (Like one cup of coffe contains enough caffein to disturb my sleep pffftt....). Besides if I decide to go to the kitchen to make some I bet my mum will wake up just because that's the only thing that could make this worse (Murphy's laws and everything) cause then tomorrow morning (not exactly morning maybe but still..) when I'm my usual bright-and-shiny-morning-self (sarcasm intended...) she won't be very understanding...

Äh, wtf, I'll go make myself some coffee...