Anyway. To all those who have added me as a friend. I cant promise I will update this blog. I might be starting VBlog in June/July. Anyway if you want to Watch Jokes! click here. Other than that nice to talk again. Cya Soon. 
way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
"Eight", the boy replied. The man continued, "Do you know how these are
used?"
The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They are for
my brother, he's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be
able to swim and ride a bike. He can't do either one."
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner "Mom &
Pop" grocery store picking out a pretty good size box of laundry
detergent. The grocer walked over and, trying to be friendly, asked the
boy if he had a lot of laundry to do.
"Oh, no laundry," the boy said. "I'm going to wash my dog."
"But you shouldn't use this to wash your dog. It's very powerful and
if you wash your dog in this, he'll get sick. In fact, it might even
kill him."
But the boy was not to be stopped and carried the detergent to the
counter and paid for it, even as the grocer still tried to talk him out
of washing his dog.
About a week later the boy was back in the store to buy some candy. The grocer asked the boy how his dog was doing.
"Oh, he died," the boy said.
The grocer, trying not to be an I-told-you-so, said he was sorry the
dog died but added, "I tried to tell you not to use that detergent on
your dog."
"Well," the boy replied, "I don't think it was the detergent that killed him."
"Oh, what was it then?"
"I think it was the spin cycle."
Do not read this if you are offended by blone Jokes
Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
A. Run, she's got a grenade in her mouth
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She
wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very
reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After
becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the
shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my
own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck
out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and
headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the
young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just
then, he sees a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She
takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it
on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more of the dead
creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde
flips the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Damn it,
this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
Hope you find these funny. also tell me if you find any offensive and i will take them off.
3 Surgeons 
Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist
lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he
performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both
arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he
won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years
ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on
into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with
was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United
States."
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