It is, in fact, a conspiracy.

Yes, you heard me right. Global Warming is a joint-government conspiracy between the United States, Chile, Argentina, Australia, and South Africa to keep the mighty penguins from ever rising up and taking their rightful places as the conquerers of this world. What right do these nations have? Nature must be allowed to take it's course, the penguins must rise up!

No matter. They will conquer this planet, despite the many obstacles, in due time. And when they do, these countries will find no mercy from the almighty penguin army. This could have been a peaceful transition. Now...much blood must be shed. There is only revengeance.

There may still yet be time to undo this. I will make it my personal duty to speak to the leaders of these 5 nations and help to bring about a smoother Penguinocalypse. Please, help me. We must stop Global Warming. If we truly want a better life, the penguin life, we must stop it. Soon.