So, I just saw Paul Thomas Anderson's long awaited film THERE WILL BE BLOOD.

In my lifetime I have not heard a movie compared to CITIZEN KANE so often.

Maybe I just never noticed people comparing movies to CITIZEN KANE.

Well, let me tell you folks, I've seen CITIZEN KANE, and THERE WILL BE BLOOD is no CITIZEN KANE.

October 31, 2007 -- ODD couple alert: Ashley Olsen has a new, older man. The 21-year-old twin showed up to the Rose Bar at the Gramercy Park Hotel Monday night with Tory Burch's ex, Lance Armstrong, 36. Our bar spy said, "They came together with a group of friends. Ashley drank red wine, sat on his lap and they were making out all night. They left together around 2 a.m." Armstrong has been spending more time in town since he bought a home here. Another source said, "He tried to make Tory happy when they were dating by buying a place here, but she couldn't deal with him not actually living in the same city, so they broke up." Olsen's rep didn't return calls.

On another note I have an idea for his next wrist band to replace the waining yellow fad: 16 MinutesSTRONG. To save him from the himself in this, the last few minutes of his fame. Next he's going to be dating the corpse of Anna Nicole Smith, or even worse, go back to his wife and kids.