Wednesday, Sep 26, 2007
So I was at school today, and I was studying outside at a table. I was just sitting there, reading my Psychology book, minding my own business, when I notice there is a potato chip on the ground. And then I see this ant going in the direction of the chip. It's a big chip, so I know he can't pick it up. So at first I just wanna see what he's gonna do. Sure, enough, he goes to the chip. He just walks on it first, he knows he can't do anything, he's not strong enough to pick up the whole chip. He's a lone ant, just searching for food to bring back to his queen. He's probably really far from his ant hill, I don't know what he was thinking. But there he was, valiantly trying to do his thing. So I decided to give him a hand. I stuck my finger into the chip and I broke it up into little pieces, pieces small enough for his little ant head to get his jaws into. So he moved away a little when I crushed the chip, but then he came back. And he started walking back onto the chip pieces. But then all of a sudden he can't make up his mind! He's walking from chip to chip, back and forth, just doing nothing. So I start thinking, like, maybe he didn't want my help. Maybe he doesn't want some crappy chip piece, he wants the whole deal, one shot. So I start thinking maybe if this ant is so smart, he would have left and came back with a whole bunch of his ant friends. I'm sure his ant friends could have helped him carry the chip. I wondered if ants have friends. I wondered if he was really thinking what I was thinking he was thinking. Does he have an ant family? Does he have ant dreams and ant aspirations? Why would I interfere with matters of ant importance? To be perfectly honest, I'm a god to that ant. I am a all powerful being. I can do so many things that that ant can't do, such as talk, stand on two legs, and drive an automobile. I started to feel bad for the ant. The ant doesn't have a very fun life. He walks and gets food and fights and builds. Thats it. So you know what I did? I stepped on him.
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Posted Sep 26, 2007 6:50 pm PT
ok, so let me get this straight: u protect squirrels, who basically have the same boring life as ants, but you squish ants.. LOL wow, harsh.
Posted Sep 26, 2007 6:50 pm PT
He was a red ant. I like black ants.
Posted Sep 26, 2007 7:13 pm PT
I'm just dying to see what onlookers think about you. 
You sometimes remind me of a little 5-year-old.
You sometimes remind me of a little 5-year-old.
Posted Sep 27, 2007 10:47 am PT
actually all worker ants are 'she', but stil...
Posted Sep 27, 2007 12:36 pm PT
You put him out of his misery, Nick. Good for you!
Also I didn't comment on the "Annoying People Blog" but I LOVED IT and it was hilarious!
Just like this one.
Btw, BLACK ANTS RULE.
Reds suck.
Also I didn't comment on the "Annoying People Blog" but I LOVED IT and it was hilarious!
Just like this one.
Btw, BLACK ANTS RULE.
Reds suck.
Posted Sep 27, 2007 5:32 pm PT
Nick, you bugger, that's horrible 
Posted Sep 28, 2007 7:46 pm PT
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