In each of my cla$ses, there is one person(at least) whom I can't stand. Most people in my cla$ses are cool, they mind their own business, whatever. But these people. They are so annoying, they have some kind of personality trait or habit that I notice right away, and it just pisses me off so much. Ok, I'm easily annoyed. But still. I figured I'd write a blog about it before work, and I decided I'd list them from least annoying to most godawfully loathsome. Enjoy!
5. Dork Guy, from Philosophy cla$s. Dork guy isn't the "good" kinda dorky, like me. I wear Harry Potter t-shirts, listen to Mandy Moore, saw both the Spongebob SquarepantsMovie AND Agent Cody Banks in the theater,and stuff like that. My dorkiness is more or less charming, because I don't LOOK totally dorky. But this guy. He has a weak moustache(not even a moustache), super pale, out of shape, he wears gym shorts and loose fitting white t-shirts, and to drive it home, black clunky shoes with long white socks. As soon as I saw the guy, I was like, come on. He always makes dumb jokes, really loud to the teacher, he always volunteers. His only saving grace is that he's a nice guy, or whatever. Like, not a d*uchebag. He's just really freaking annoying. Oh yeah, and his name is Nicholas. The teacher was like, Oh, we have two nicks, what do you want to be called? I was like, "Nick. He can be Nicholas".
4."But Wait."girl, from my math cla$s.BW girl...she is in the easiest math class in history, yet she understands NOTHING. And I mean nothing. There rarely is an example shown on the board that she fully comprehends the first time. And I call her "But Wait" Girl, cause every time she opens her mouth toexpose her patheticignorance, she always opens with, "But wait...."
3. Dumb guy, from my psychology cla$s. Now, my psychology clas$ has about 600 people in it, not even joking. So it would take a lot for one particular person to stick out in my mind. But this guy... He sits a few rows in front of me, and is noteworthy because he often volunteers and raises his hand. The only problem is, every single time he says anything, he never fails to completely miss the point that the professor is trying to make. And my professor is not the kind of teacher who likes to say people are "wrong", so she just encourages him. Which is a big mistake.
2. Leaves Early guy, from my Sociology clas$. I don't know much about this guy, but the one thing I notice about him is that five minutes before cla$s ends, even when the teacher is still talking, he packs up and leaves. I dunno why he feels that the last five minutes are less important, but all i know is that when the clock hits 12:35, he's out. Its really disruptive, and my teacher HATES it, and says so, but he still does it. If he does that for the rest of the year, I might have to beat him to death.
1. The absolute most repulsive, irritating person in any of my classes, however, is Toad girl. Toad girl is in my Biology cla$s. She's extremely ugly, fat, and looks like a toad. Her face is in a constant grimace, and she does her makeup extremely strangely, so that it looks like she has two bruised eyes. But the worst part about her is how she sucks up to the teacher. She brings up some random guy from Biology who has some kind of theory, and asks about it, like she knows something about it. And then after the professor mentions how he disagrees with the guy, she immediatly goes, "I disagree too." As soon as I heard that, I turned to the girl next to me and was like, "What a f*cking b*tch." and the girl laughed in agreement. I hate toad girl.
There you have it, the most annoying people in my clas$es. You'll have your own annoying people some day.
Comments
Haha, and I agree with everyone else here...those descriptions are freakin' hilarious. To think that those unsuspecting people have no clue that a description of them is floating around in cyberspace. xD
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