Painkiller, this is truly a manly game. It takes all of the complicated bells and whistles of new games, escorts them out back, asks them nicely to leave, then shoots them in the back of the head as they walk away. Apart from the brazen disregard for what has now become known as depth, Painkiller's story, plot and characters are timeless. Good verses evil with the vengeful right hand of God being someone that we can all relate to. But seriously, f*ck all that sh*t, this game is fun. It only asks that you be able to murder, and murder frequently. F*ck the devil and all of his many grotesque forms, I've got a gun and a spinning blade, so why don't you come on over and take a seat on it Lucifer.
