My Dad is a tuna fish, my Mom is a goat, but I was raised by Kareem Abdul Jabar. Despite this, however, my triforce skills can only be matched by the magical ranbow trout of Colonial Willaimsburg. I'm a humble man. When I'm not off killing babies, I relax at home with my pet cactus, Bealzebub. He's really nice. But still, he won't eat his chicken tenders. I'm Velveeta Jenkers, and I approve this message.