Braindead_hero's computer crashed after we'd just recorded this weeks podcast so me and him recorded a minicast. This weeks podcast was really boring so we just re-recorded all the interesting bits so even you guys that have a short attention span can listen this week

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We went out to town on saturday and I bought a new outfit and a nice necklace for 15 quid. I love Primark. I know it's immoral to buy clothes from them but it's just so cheap and has some nice stuff in Whilst I was trying them on Braindead_hero spotted some jeans - 6 quid each and a top for 3 quid so he got 2 pairs of jeans and the top - all for 15 quid Up until now he's worn really scruffy clothes but now he's seen how cheap Primark is he says he's prepared to go back and get some decent stuff

Here's a pic of us looking all snug in our new clothes:

He's also needed a hair cut for ages so we popped into a hair dressers and he had it cut for a fiver - I said it's an early Christmas present for him It's amazing what a difference a hair cut and some new clothes makes - he looks stunning! And his confidence has really boosted which is great So after some retail therapy we both went back and made some flapjack (no that's not an innuendo!)

Here's him just after he got his hair done (it's fuller once its dry!)

Btw he always pulls a face when I'm trying to take pics of him

I had quite an adventure today which made me appreciate the **** dinner ladies have to put up with. They're the forgotten heroes of society; they give people food AND clean up after you. We get practically waited on but the dinner ladies never get any appreciation. Not one hug. So I've devoted this blog to the dinner ladies, to explain my adventure through Paint and open everyone's eyes as to how awesome dinner ladies are (well most of them!)

Firstly there are two types of dinner lady - the fat jolly one and the grumpy skinny one. Sometimes the fat ones can be mean and the skinny ones are great but generally it's fat=jolly, skinny=mean.

Here's an example:

(That's a broom in her hand btw)

Ok now for the adventure. First up me and Braindead_hero went to get some food.

No chips! It wasn't even lunch time yet. Luckily I'd already had a toastie and wasn't hungry but Braindead_hero needed food. An idea occured!

So he settled on some Monster Munch. But everyone's worst nightmare happened.

It got caught in the corner and wouldn't come down! We were all much to weak to shake the vending machine so I decided on a police st.yle 'shoulder down the door'.

It moved at one point but wouldn't fall. My shoulder started to hurt so I gave up. Whenever someone came to the vending machine we tried to convince them to buy Monster Munch to try and knock it down. We even bought all the chocolate underneath to try and push it forward but still no sucess.

Then some boy bought a pack of Monster Munch and gave it to us! I think he was totally smitten with Braindead_hero (whose sexiness is backed up by the fact a dinner lady called him a little devil the other day!)

So essentially we had the pack of Monster Munch and could leave the trapped one there. But I was committed now. I was determined that vending machine wouldn't beat me. The dinner lady had come across and said they didn't have the keys, they'd asked the college before and they wouldn't let them. She said she didn't like the way things were run either. Hurrah for the rebellious dinner ladies! Anyway I was explaining the situation to someone and demonstrated how I was shouldering the vending machine in an attempt to get the crisps down. I heard a cheer from a few students and...

I got them! Tofu-lion 1, Vending machine 0 Anways back to the dinner ladies. We were back up at the counter seeing if they had any chips in yet and there was a guy there hasselling the dinner ladies. He was trying to nick stuff and wouldn't budge.

The dinner ladies were asking him politely to leave but he wouldn't and was holding up the que. So I leaned across and said "Oi! Stop being a hooting [rhymes with rickhole]! **** off so we can get some food!". At which point he responded with "Suck my ****" but left anyway. I told the dinner lady she should just give him a good kicking and she said "I wish I could!". Poor dinner ladies. They do put up with some right people. I liked how he got told off for swearing yet my colourful language was overlooked. I think if the dinner ladies ever formed an army I'd be leading them

So the moral of the story is that dinner ladies are people too. People that put up with a lot. So next time you see a dinner lady, give them a hug

Here's a picture of Monster Munch for horseyjesse:

You can only buy them in the UK, Republic of Ireland and France though

Hey guys I've either been at work or out these past few days so I've missed lots of your blogs >_> I'll go and catch up on the last two days now - If it's later than that then sowwi

Here's my belly button btw! It didn't hurt getting it done but I've randomly felt sick and faint all day for a few mins

Btw it's not that lob-sided - the pic was taken a couple of hours after so it was a bit swollen.

It feels like someone is permanently pinching my belly button - and since I can't bend down properly without it hurting I've been bending down like a cowboy. Least sitting down is good for my posture since I can't slouch...

ANYWAYS! Enough about my belly button Podcast!

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tofu_hero_cast@live.com

We had Cornholio157 on the cast this week - email us if you wanna be in it one week and we'll try and sort something out

Oh and I bought myself Ratchet and Clank as a treat for being a brave girl today