Pre E3: Predictions and Hopes as well as "The Missing Link"

E3 is nearly here and God forbid itsa repeat of last year's E3. So here you have it, my, not yours, MY list of what I think should appear:

Bioshock 2, perhaps some gameplay footage and a somewhat solid release date. Lets hope for Christmas 09! I garuntee and appearence of some sort. Multiplayer seems strange and was hardly warranted for in Bioshock, but if anyone can do it, those talented guys can. I'm guessing 2K might talk a bit about that.

Modern Warfare 2: According to GI, Infinity Ward is doing quite a number on this sequel to a sequel, it should be interesting to see what direction multiplayer will be taking to be unique from CoD4 and the re-skinned WaW.

Mass Effect 2: I for one cannot wait to see something about this beast; the teaser was so vague and intruiging, details probably will and must be shed!

Dragon Age: Another Bioware game, this one should be awesome, considering Bioware has a whole universe already crafted for Dragon Age, storytelling is one again a big thing.

The Old Republic: Its a Bioware extravaganza! Sequel, prequel, spin-off, or whatever to the Knights of the Old Republic series only in MMO form! Well, it has to be better than Star Wars Galaxies anyway. Details are NEEDED, I mean, its freaking Star Wars!

Useless casual crap: Nintendo will announce more casual bullhunky; who needs it?

Useful Zelda DS 2 info: Ah, much better, Zeeellldaaa... Its like dipping your feet, worn from the rocky roads of Wii shovelware into a bliss that is a hot tub... Trains are an intersting way for our hero to navigate, and I bet my two front teeth Nintendo will talk about it.

Something big from MS: They are pretty tightlipped, maybe Bungie will confirm Onyx (ask me if your interested in what "Onyx" is or may be or never will be, but could be), Gears 3, or some raging new exclusive with production values and promises enough to match the juggernaut that is Halo.

That motion control thingy from MS: Eh, don't really care, but due to the leak they will have to shed some light on this new peripheral.

God of War 3: Honestly, if Sony just put a new trailer or some new gameplay on a constant loop the entire conference, I'd be happy.

As for the missing link...

BS. I label it BS, and I call shenanigans. So they give us a mutated squirrel monkey in prefect condition (somehow, after, what, millions of years underneath what they said to be a lethal pool of water?), and this is what will be the "proof" of evolution and end the theory of creationism and religion all together? And stabilized with concrete proof of the oh-so "accurate" carbon dating and analyzing of scientists?

Trailer : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwMzAsmXJZ8&feature=related

Trailer 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Eg7ICKJrhg&feature=related

What it was: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuQXMbafZOw&annotation_id=annotation_161446&feature=iv

Even if you believe this crap, I mean, how disappointing is that? The second trailer was practically refering to aliens! For all we know scientists could have found out the matrix is real, but instead, we get an ancient, 50 million year old lemur monkey. I would like to know where said squirrel thing came from anyways? What did it evolve from? Thus, I do:

*Facepalm*