My first name...is boring. There are about three people with the same name in my Chemistry class alone, and my last name isn't something to get worked up over either. Apparently, it's the Hungarian word for 'executioner'. Isn't that pleasant.

I think in a few years I'm going to change my name to Spontaneous Human Combustion. It's a term used when someone randomly bursts into flames for no reason, and knowing my life, it's probably how I'm going to end up dying. Then on Wikipedia, they'll be able to say something like "A particularly exceptional case happened in 2056 when Spontaneous Human Combustion perished from spontaneous human combustion. [citation needed]" Which would be irrevocably awesome.

Man, I've always dreamed of being listed in Wikipedia.

I'm on the left.

As you can see, I was a perfectly normal seven-year-old.

ARUBA, JAMAICA, OOH, I WANNA TAKE YA!

I think, just for fun, I'm going to search parts of my username in Urban Dictionary and see what comes up, then post the ones that aren't going to get me banninated off this site.

Tigger

1. Something - usually electronic - that suddenly stops working, is tiggered. Tigger as a verb means to break beyond repair. "My computer was working fine, but now it's totally tiggered."
(That's usually what I end up doing to electronics >_>

2. wat i call my babiigirl lol inside joke BUT NOBODY ELSE CAN CALL HER THAA "Tigger is yu stuck in thaa tree again babii...lemme fly over and getchu out"
(...whut?)

3. Defender of munchingfoo and all round Sinner enthusiast. "I'll set the Tigger on you."
(...Um.)

Tine

Different human specie that was just discovered. Characteristics of a tine would be if they are really cute and thats pretty much all "My sister and brother are tines."

So, I guess that means I'm a different human species that wrecks stuff up, gets stuck in trees often, and defends strange words...uh, yeah. That sums me up fairly well.