... One-second folks as I wipe the tears from my eyes...

Sob...

Snot bubble...

Sob…

There are few times in a grown mans life when I feel it is acceptable to cry.

1. Your child is born.
2. Your favorite Pro Team wins a Championship.
3. Your favorite dog dies... However, never if a cat dies!
4. When your favorite show on TV is cancelled after 3 years of never being able to gains viewers.

... The first three I experienced before today... And the 4th I just experienced.

The show in question is “Arrested Development”. I do not understand how such a well-written show with such a great cast and such a loyal fan base could not survive and yet it did not.

So now, I must go and schedule for a frontal lobotomy... It’s the only way I will be able to live in a Post-Arrested Society… Look out “Still Standing”… Look out “Hope and Faith”… Look out “Yes Dear” I guess I have to start watching you turds instead… Sobbbbbbbb…