It's Thanksgiving this week, the one day of the year where those annoying women in your life are worth putting up with because they cook you delicious turkey and mashed potatoes. Unfortunately, it's also one of two days of the year where you have to eat with your entire family, who you probably hate, and unlike Christmas, they're not giving you any presents.

Monday November 23rd
#1 Two and a Half Men (CBS 9 PM)
#2 House (FOX 8 PM)
#3 WWE Raw (USA 9 PM)
- Orgasms are the topic of discussion on Two and a Half Men. ****.
Miley Cyrus' Birthday
- Ugh, they're probably going to play her awful music on the radio all day today.

Tuesday November 24th
#1 V (ABC 8 PM)
#2 The Good Wife (CBS 10 PM)
#3 Super Dave's Spike-Tacular (Spike TV 9 PM)
- Aliens, the dude from Sex and the City or a faux stuntman are your choices for the evening.Celebrate Your Unique Talent Day
- I have the uncanny ability to make women feel uncomfortably very quickly. I guess that's a skill.

Wednesday November 25th
#1 NBA On ESPN: Miami Heat vs. Orlando Magic (ESPN 7:30 PM)
#2 CSI: NY (CBS 10 PM)
#3 Gary Unmarried (CBS 8:30 PM)
- The Miami Heat face the Orlando Magic in a big Eastern Conference game.
Shopping Reminder Day
- Not sure what this one means exactly. I think it means you officially have a month until Christmas to figure out what to get for that one creepy cousin you have.

Thursday November 26th
#1Thursday Night Football: New York Giants vs. Denver Broncos (NFL Network 8 PM)
#2 NFL On CBS: Oakland Raiders vs. Dallas Cowboys (CBS 4 PM)
#3 NBA On TNT: Chicago Bulls vs. Utah Jazz (TNT 10:30 PM)
- Football, what else on this most holy day?
Thanksgiving
- Sit around with family, listen to their boring anecdotes, watch as one of them gets way too drunk and stumbles into the fireplace and then have mediocre pumpkin pie but don't comment on how you can get better dessert at The Cheesecake Factory as that will lead to an angry 20 minute fight with the relative that made it. Or.....maybe you have a normal family and I'm way off base.

Friday November 27th
#1 Monk (USA 9 PM)
#2 Ugly Betty (ABC 9 PM)
#3 WWE Smackdown (MyNetwork TV 8 PM)
- Part 1 of the Series Finale of Monk. I predict it will break MASH's break record for the most-watched series finale ever....lol. Nah, but it'll be good anyway.
Black Friday
- Sit outside a store in the cold for eight hours to save $5 on a VCR.

Saturday November 28th
#1 The Wrestler (HBO 8 PM)
#2 iCarly (Nickelodeon 8 PM)
#3 Cops (8 PM)
- One of the year's better movies premieres on HBO.
Jon Stewart
- Hooray for overrated comedians!

Sunday November 29th
#1 Family Guy (FOX 9 PM)
#2 Desperate Housewives (ABC 9 PM)
#3 Dexter (Showtime 9 PM)
- Thank God for TV.
Garry Shandling's Birthday
- If you've never seen It's Garry Shandling's Show or The Larry Sanders Show, I suggest you check out both. Two of the funniest sitcoms of the 20th Century.

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That's all folks, have a good week!

How's everybody's weekend going? Hopefully well. Look for a new Watch and Celebrate on Monday, and look out for an attack by aliens on Wednesday. Should be a busy week overall.

Along with Damages, Lost and Big Love, The Secret Life of the American Teenager returns in January, on the 11th. Busy month.

ABC is remaking Charlie's Angels.

ABC and FOX have cancelled Hank and Dollhouse, respectively. The head of FOX is claiming he has been getting death threats for cancelling their show. And over at ABC one 75 year old woman said the channel is not very nice, so there you go.

"Movie Star" James Franco will guest star on soap opera General Hospital for a few episodes. Looks like I might take up my grandmother's invitation and watch a few episodes with her.

Usher will release a new CD titled "Raymond vs. Raymond" in December. I don't know if that's a good title for a CD, sounds more like a show starring Ray Romano to me.

NCIS: Los Angeles seems to be the frontrunner to get the post-Super Bowl slot this February on CBS.

Nicolas Cage claims he was once stalked by a mime. I don't see what the big deal is. The worst he could do was mimic a death threat.

Speaking of the Super Bowl, the musical guest for the halftime show will be The Who. I'm a fan of all their hit songs, such as......um.....and that one....um....what was it called....

A principal left a school in North Carolina after accepting money to improve students' grades. My question: Can he please come to work at my college?

Former US President and all around cool pimp, Bill Clinton, loves Mad Men. Let's hope he doesn't cheat on it too by watching Brothers and Sisters one week.

UFC Heavyweight Champion Brock Lesnar has a serious illness that could end his career.

The original, never before seen pilot for Star Trek will be released.

Hayden Panettiere will produce a medical show for The CW. Is there a such thing as a small woman complex?

CBS is developing a sitcom based on a twitter blog (?) called "**** my dad says." I just discovered Myspace two days ago, so I figure it'll be another five years before I know what Twitter is.

Welcome to WTWAC, the only blog endorsed by US Vice President Joe Biden and Moses himself (although I've heard they both read GQ, so you can't take their opinions too seriously).

The holidays are almost upon us. Thanksgiving is two weeks away, Hanukkah begins on the December 11th, Kwanzaa's coming up, and there's one more that I'm forgetting. It's on the tip of my tongue, oh well, maybe it'll come to me later.

Monday November 9th
#1 Lopez Tonight (TBS 11 PM)
#2 House (FOX 8 PM)
#3 One Tree Hill (The CW 8 PM)
- George Lopez debuts yet another talk show in the crowded market with Eva Longoria Parker and Kobe Bryant appearing. And Dan Scott returns to Tree Hill!
Chris Jericho's Birthday
-Wish a happy birthday to one of the best wrestlers in the world today.

Tuesday November 10th
#1 V (ABC 8 PM)
#2 The Good Wife (CBS 10 PM)
#3 NCIS: Los Angeles (CBS 8 PM)
- If you haven't checked out the awesome new show V be sure to catch up on it. You won't be sorry.
MacKenzie's Phillips' Birthday
- No matter what your dad gave you for your birthday when you were a kid, it's better than what she got so take pride in that.

Wednesday November 11th
#1 NBA On ESPN - Cleveland Cavaliers vs. Orlando Magic (ESPN 8 PM)
#2 CSI: NY (CBS 10 PM)
#3 Gary Unmarried (CBS 8:30 PM)
- Watch LeBron James vs. Dwight Howard, or the continuation of the CSI trilogy.
Veterans Day
- Do they have Veterans' Day in France? Because wouldn't you have to fight at some point to have Veterans? Nah, I'm just kidding, France has partaken in many wars.

Thursday November 12th
#1 Fringe (FOX 9 PM)
#2 30 Rock (NBC 9:30 PM)
#3 The Mentalist (CBS 10 PM)
- Be sure to watch Fringe this Thursday. The show really needs your viewership. Really, really needs it. Sammy Sosa's Birthday
- Look up a recent picture of Sosa. He's the new Michael Jackson.

Friday November 13th
#1 A Horror Movie (Various Channels)
#2 Law and Order (NBC 8 PM)
#3 24/7 Pacquiao/Cotto (Series Finale, HBO 9:30 PM)
- It's Friday the 13th you have to watch a scary movie of some kind. I believe King Henry VIII made it mandatory, but I'll have to check Wikipedia to confirm that.
World Kindness Day
- Come on!

Saturday November 14th
#1 UFC 105 (Spike TV 8 PM)
#2 SEC on CBS (CBS 3:30 PM)
#3 Cops (FOX 8 PM)
- See Randy Couture vs. Brandon Vera for free!
Condoleezza Rice's Birthday
- I wonder if she actually likes rice. That would suck if your name was Rice and you didn't eat rice.

Sunday November 15th
#1 Curb Your Enthusiasm (HBO 9 PM)
#2 The Prisoner (AMC 8 PM)
#3 WWII in HD (History Channel 9 PM)
- Some fresh new stuff for you to watch tonight. There's AMC's new mini-series The Prisoner and WWII footage shown in HD for the first time ever.
America Recycles Day
- Break into your neighbors house, steal their TV, throw it away and just tell them you were doing your duty for the day. They can't get mad at you.