
We've saved you a spot on the beach.
We've poured you a beer.
We've pumped up the fun.
We've turned on the lights.
We're hot.
So where the bloody hell are you?
This blog is dedicated to those who can't make up their minds as to
where to travel this holiday season.
Well, as usual, I've made up your mind for you.
The holiday season is nearly upon us, and what better place to travel
than Australia! Forget Halo 3 for a minute and just think how awesome
it would be to come and visit our beautiful landscapes that vary from
endless sunbaked horizons to dense tropical rainforests to our chilly
southern beaches.
Anytime is good to come over here, but we're just about to get into
Summer, so now is the perfect time to travel over! Just throw all your
PS3s/Wiis/360s out the window and come and explore all of Australia's
natural beauty.
So, where the bloody hell are you going for this holiday season?
Comments
That's right. I've lumped you together with NZ. What are you gonna do about it?
Anyways, I'd like to go over the east. Somewhere like England, Germany, or even Japan would be cool.
Jandurine - New Zealand is a part of Australia whether or not people agree. I'm going there later this year actually (just went a while ago too)!
WhiteSox - Australia is more important than Halo.
Aqua - I actually agree. Queensland is the best. Dreamworld, Movieworld, Wet 'n' Wild Water World, the Gold Coast. Nice! But Melbourne > the rest for living, Queensland > the rest for holidays.
Tsug - I hope you get lost.
Yoshi - I didn't even notice that about the chick till you mentioned it.
Sonic - Perth? Come visit a real city please. Queensland, Melbourne, Sydney, Brisbane, Cairns, Sale. Not Perth.
Jgchamp - A kangaroo can beat up Master Chief. Easy.
Australia sounds totally awesome to visit right now, especially contrasted with dreary, rainy Seattle. I love Seattle during the summer, but during fall and winter it is not pleasant.
There's "cow" for Sony, "sheep" for Nintendo, and "lemming" for Microsoft.....but is there a name for Australia fanboys?
How's life, btw? I haven't touched base with you in awhile. I've been swamped with school, work, student groups, you know how it is.
What've you been up to? Playin' any games?
Tsug - A road trip around the US doesn't sound exciting at all (albeit I've never been to the US but you know...since when am I wrong about anything?). Tell your family that they give you free beer on your arrival here in Australia, and this will be sure to change your parents' minds.
Fuzz - I didn't know you lived in Seattle, that's in Washington yeah... There's a statue of someone from some era there. That's the only thing I know about the place...lol, I really should take a geography class.
Australian fanboys = bloody legends.
"Touched base" is Aussie slang for having sex btw...just a heads up for the future in case you meet a large Aussie who doesn't appreciate that sorta stuff.
I'm the same as you - swamped with school right now. Exams are over in about a month though so it's all good. Haven't played a game in a while now but that's only cause I've been studying for exams, and lots of assessments seem to be due right now. Good thing is, after the end of this year, I'm never doing psychology again! Can't wait. What's new with you? Anything interesting? President yet?
Life's good. I've been busy but in between moments I've been trying to finish up Oblivion. Nowhere near president yet, but thankfully I'm not trying
I'll be very jealous of you when you're done with school in a month and enjoying the beautiful Australian weather. Good luck with exams!
Fuzz - lmao, we have really weird slang. Some of is pretty gross too. Like, did you know a "liquid laugh" is actually "vomit".
Thanks man. Can't wait till it's all over. Good luck for your studies too. Yes, you will be jealous, as I will be sure to rub it in.
SolidSnake - 5pm everyday here is beer o'clock. It's good incentive for everyone to travel here.
Dziekuje -
fatzombiepidgeon: I know what you mean. Call me a sissy, but I'm not a fan of monstrous bugs.
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