Right then. The Love In!!!!
OK, I was simply gonna reproduce another song, because I like the look of Sleeping Pills (despite being unable to separate the chorus from the verses), but instead, I may as well just list those of you who keep me posting on GameSpot even after almost a year. I'm good at judging people on the internet from the safety of my own home, and I'm bored. Good enough reasons.
Before I get accused of plagiarism: Yeah, I know it's been done before, but whaddya gonna do. It's my goddamn blog, and I'll write whatever the bloody hell I like? OK?....
So, let's get started, shall we? Oh, please note, the list is not meant to be in any particular order. It just looks neater when numbered.
1. Carving a giant - Ahhh Carvie. The fact that he hasn't been banned speaks volumes about the sheer quality and teasing humour of his trolling. Top user, even though his wings seem to have been clipped somewhat by the moderators.
2. Raghraghragh - Agreed with me on most things when I first started posting, making me feel all warm and fuzzy inside
. Everyone loves rags, and I'm no exception.
3. Riftinducer - Insightful, funny, friendly, uses correct grammar. What more can you expect from a GS poster?
4. Dave003 - Top class, AAA user. Wrote the single best post I've seen this year, but it was taken down by the mods
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5. Foolz - Some kind of a guru, a Rasputin-like figure. Showed me the delights of a chemical smile*.
6. jjr - Wrote a comment that goes: "Happy Birthday RYAN. Your awesome, continue being awesome, and we'll all be awesome. Awesome." Won't find much more awesome than that on GS.
7. Uncledean - You had me at hello, you handsome devil
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8. Turbo - Whenever you ask a question, Turbo will be amongst the first to try and help, even if he doesn't know the answer. He's everywhere. I can't imagine this site without him.
9. Darth Homer - Rational, friendly, consistent. For a long time, I thought this user was Jamie from Big Brother, but I think Darth is better looking.
10. Iszdope - This motherlover needs to learn to pick his fights more carefully. Annoying.
11. aDDikt - Got a bit over-excited about GiantBomb, but whatever, he has good taste in movies.
12. Elektrixxx - Just when you think nothing's going on on the boards, he will randomly say things like "Would you kindly bend over?", making you spit Orange Juice all over your keyboard and have a coughing fit because you laughed too damn hard before you had a chance to swallow.
13. Nintendo Man - Because gaming is a serious business.
14. Curtdogg - Let's just say this user taught me a thing or two about GameSpot's Terms of Use
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15. MJCowley - The nicest person you could ever hope to encounter on the internet, and an invaluable part of the community. Pity about his other role around here, though....
I could continue, but I can't be bothered. Some other people deserving a mention are: billy, paul939, pandadude, hackologue, whitedesert, cbok, myst.... Aw geez, what have I started here? I love you all. Happy? Gawd, talk about fishing for compliments....
* - Methylphenidate.
(To avoid the lawsuit: Concept developed by and borrowed from RYAN)
Streak out.
Comments
Paulie, when you go to India next, take me with you, and we'll find some together. Foolz can come too.
I have no problem with going to Sri Lanka! In fact it's on my to-do list.
Thanks for the offer Paul, but why not come to Sri Lanka?
etc.
And yeah, somethings going on with Riftie, he owes me big time yet I can't for the life of me find where he's hiding. I haven't checked under my bed yet...
Riftinducer, you do not know what you're dealing with here. Even if you manage to give my thugs the slip, Turbo will find you. He's an expert stalker, and doesn't give up. Have you seen "No Country For Old Men"? He's like the Javier Bardem character in that, with a scary Captive Bolt pistol...
Your thugs aren't any concern to me, streak. They have to get past the Rancor first.
Riftinducer, don't say I didn't warn you. The dead can't exactly take out restraining orders against him, can they?.....
You are right, of course. And the good thing is that most of those regulars are high-quality posters in their own right. AU forum is by far the best thing about GS.
Not afraid of the Rancor? Hmmmmm.........I didn't realise "Turbo-Evil" was a Jedi name.
Hmph, just realised some people could possibly get offended by this comment. I love Queensland, I really do, it's just that certain towns give me the creeps. I don't like having to constantly watch my back because of the very real possibilty of being stabbed or king-hit...
Actually, I have just found out that I can moderate you on my blog... Hmmm, could be time for sweet revenge.... Nah, just please don't ever report me again. Thanks for commenting.
Thanks, I think the same vice-versa. But what post are you talking about?
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