Crunchitize me Captain!

Oh yeah!
Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will Never hurt me.
Oh yeah!
Don't step on a crack or you'll break your mommy's back. If i could have just one wish,
I'd be a little kid forever,
Playing with my toys all day long
And teasing (beating) my little sister.
Oh yeah!
What you say is what you are, you're a naked movie star. Oh yeah!
Eeny meeny miny mo catch a tiger by the toe.
I know you are, but what am i?
Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!


Me: Hey! I really like this haircut you picked out for me...It's been so long since I've had it this short!
Stylist: Thanks, It looks nice on you
Me: Yea...One question though...why does it look different after I wake up?
Stylist:
Me:
Stylist:
Me:
Stylist: You would look different after someone slept on you too.
Me: Yea I guess....not really though.
Stylist:
Me:
Stylist:
Me:
Stylist:
Me:
Stylist:
Me:
Stylist: Are you doing all the things I showed you to do in the morning?
Me: Yea! It looks fine after I finish messing with it....I'm just lazy in the mornings I guess
Stylist:
Me:

That was awkward.....I feel so stupid!

Oh and go listen to Fionn Regan, he's amazing.