It all started when Dick cheney was born the child of Franklin Roosevelt and Judy Garland. The awesome DNA contributed by the two caused Dick Cheney, or "Cheneyman" as he is allegedly called by the Justice League, to become the most awesome man...
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It all started when Dick cheney was born the child of Franklin Roosevelt and Judy Garland. The awesome DNA contributed by the two caused Dick Cheney, or "Cheneyman" as he is allegedly called by the Justice League, to become the most awesome man who ever lived. He soon went to Yale where he totally threw the best parties (there was like Jenga and everything, man). After becoming Vice President, Cheneyman continued to be awesome, excelling in vice presidenting and quail hunting.