I'm sorry this has to be this way, but I have to leave tv.com for good! Anyway, I will miss you all, but before I do that, I just want to tell you...

It's going to be long! First off the 21rst Annual Kids Choice Awards had many flaws, thanks to Avatards. I was so mad, I had to miss the KCA 08 slime finale on purpose! 09 was better, also, it aired on my birthday. Jack Black won Favorite Voice From Animated Movie, and I'm suprised he used the word crap, I'm not sure, but I'm sure no one would put up with that in a KCA event. Then, we see a paper on Dwayne's back, saying Jack Black is the best host ever!(Yeah right, in my opinion) I had some friends to watch it. For Favorite Music Group, it was....that's right, the Jonas Brothers! One of my friends said that it obviously won. My friends suspected Linkin' Park to win. I suspect either one of them, because I like both. Favorite Animated Movie, I liked all the choices, Madagascar 2 won the blimp. One of my friends suspected Kung Fu Panda, another suspected Wall-e. Wall-e, in my opinion was the best of those choices. By the way, for a musical performance was the Pussycat Dolls and the Jonas Brothers(He had two performances: S.O.S and Burnin' Up). I hoped you watched the commercial, because Nat Wolff announced Favorite Cartoon, he called Spongebob, telling him he won! Yay! Spongebob won the blimp! Kids also voted what Dwayne Johnson should do: Dress like an oprah singer, knitter, or Miley Cyrus, Miley Cyrus's looks were chosen, after that, Miley Cyrus was announced for winning Favorite Female Singer. Also, the animated burp-off was held, with Bessie Higgenbottom, Spongebob, Patrick, Poof, Otis, and Pig as the contestants. Although, Rikko from Madagascar Penguins has done an additional burp, making the penguins win the burp-off blimp. Lastly, the slime finale, Dwayne Johnson opens to the Slime God who has the key to bring the slime to the audience. More like Slime Gods! It was the Jonas Brothers.(what a big break for them)The Jonas Brothers don't have the key to the slime, but the key was their singing, and the slime was brung to the audience.

That's it for my KCA 09 review.

Why am I happy? I checked the nominees for Favorite Cartoon. The nominees were Spongebob, Fairly Odd Parents, Phineas and Ferb, and The Simpsons. ....AND NO AVATAR! That means that he is out of the race! I hate Avatar! Why? Not only did he win the blimp, my opinion suggested me that he has some pretty obnoxious fans. Not to mention HIS FANS interffered with the voting! KCA 08 was the worst! Avatar ruined it! I hope his fans don't ruin this one, because my birthday is in the day KCA 09 arrives. Voting starts March 02. Sorry if I felt to offened Avatar....