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Monday, Oct 22, 2007
I have lost track of my days in captivity. My captors have completely eliminated my canned food and replaced it with dry kibble. They claim that it is better for my health, but I know it is really punishment. The wet food was the only thing I looked forward too, and now even that has been taken from me. I have discovered, however, that the dry food serves to create sharper points on my teeth, and keeps them stronger. I must force myself to consume it, regardless of the taste.Each morning, they read pages of what is called a newspaper. I found that it is particularly annoying to my captors if I lie on it while they read. Shredding the newspaper is also a particular peeve of theirs, and I have taken delight in doing this before they awake each morning.
Category: Humor
Posted by spacedkane, 12:07am
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That is absolutely true!
My cats do it all the time. They love the boxes more though.
Posted Oct 22, 2007 10:53 am PT
I wonder what those sharper teeth could be used for in the future?
Posted Oct 22, 2007 7:25 pm PT
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