bubsy - a chronicle of crap.
The year: 1993. The goal: copy the success of sonic and mario. The game industry had been utterly and completely ruled by nintendo with mario being their main man, so when a newcomer named... crushing disapointment.......
i am 100% and completely bummed out. i always try to stay up on the hottest and latest gaming news, but i fear game developers have truly lost sight of whats really important. how so you may ask?... 200 views?! level 12?! i should celebrate..... masterpiece feature time!!!!!
so what game could be so freaking awesome to commemorate two different landmarks?                                                                                  none other than the... ps3.........UNDER ATTACK!!!!
anyone who knows me in real life knows i have very little love for the ps3. the problems thats been popping up and sony's better than thou attitude really gets my dander up as well. aside from... TERRORIST WATCH! 07!!!! the war on your console.
gamers unite! there is a war going on! the terrorists have leveled their sights on...... YOUR 360!! the uk has selected a team of what intellegence tells us are "super game terrorists".... hardest boss battles!
today we shall be looking at some of the hardest boss battles in video games. video games have featured all kinds bosses, from vampiric hookers in devil may cry 3 to birdlike kings in the kirby... most evil villains in games!
today we look upon the worst villains in video game history. the evilest of the evil, the meanest of the mean, the most evil villains in games. time to lay the battlelines! 1. they mustve been a... 100 post landmark! this calls for a good game.........
so what game am i sending up today? well i had to pick one that wasn't really picked up very well because it just didnt tickle peoples tastes right from the cover. DRAGON QUEST HEROES: ROCKET... STOPIT! article for the saving of those that need saving.
sony's rising heat. sony is in trouble. no not financially. financially theyre doing wonderfull with their commercial tvs and the like. their game division however is in... masterpiece feature again! for good reason......
so if youve been reading my posts at all you know i dont usually follow two of the same thing and i do things unpredictable.....usually..... however something happened today that ive been waiting... break out the japanese businessmen!!! its masterpiece happy feeling time!!!
kirby super star. what a fantastic game.                 what, you dont recognize it? maybe not... it was ignored for being cutsey in some peoples eyes, those people are retarded though as this... from cool to crap... its crapterpiece theater time!
thso we honored rocket knight adventures last time so now we have to balance out the fun with crap. this crapterpiece theater focuses on an old driving game that was horrible in soooo many ways.... masterpiece feature time. Rocket Knight Adventures!!
today we look upon a great title in the first in a new series for me. masterpiece feature will honor games that were really overlooked by the main stream public and should be played by all who are... wow! another post so soon? top 5 crap concepts...... that WORKED!
yups, its a total 180 this time. we investigate the top 5 games based on crap that actually turned into something GOOD! battlelines time! to qualify...... 1.game mustve been good. 2.mustve been... new post!!!! top 5 crap concepts for video games that didnt work!!!!!!
here is the time i break tradition by now posting a top FIVE list instead of TEN list!!! ZOMGZ!!! yeah i know mindboggling. lets get this ball rolling. conditions for qualifying: 1. games in this... next gen judgements
ok, the launch window is closed, the time has come for the full looking back and ranting to start....... ps3 im not a fan. none whatsoever. sonys ps2 stole my heart and ran away with it and thanks... stoppit boll!
ok uwe boll. its time you stopped. cut it out. its not funny anymore. stop butchering our game to movie dreams. you need to stop. black hearts wasnt bad. everything else was horrid. stop trying to... killer bee awards part 2!!!! extra crap filled edition!
well its been awhile since i started the killer bee awards but ive finnally organized everything to finish part 2. lets get to it shalll weeeeee? best death of a game company. tiger telematics... the 1st annual (and ever) killer bees awards for craptasticness in video games.
This is the first annual killer bees awards ceremony of all time! these are awarded to craptasticness in gaming. first things first..... worst excursion for a game company. the nominees... console extras
Gone are the days where you toss a cartridge into a machine and  play a game.  nowadays companies have to make their console do multiple things to get peoples attention. Is this really such a good...