A bita bout us
Only in Ireland... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance
Only in Ireland... do banks leave both doors open but chain the pens to the counters

142 Irish were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts

58 Irish are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers

13 Irish have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in

Irish Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents

101 people since 1999 have had to have broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet

18 Irish had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth

A massive 543 Irish were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth

5 Irish were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars

AND finally......... In 2000, 8 Irish cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet!!!!