1. Valve: Where is Episode 3? seriously man, u said that u will release half life in episodic fashion, and I cannot believe, we ate that bullsh*t rite up. I have lost respect for you and the trust is gone, you cheated me.

2. FunCom: Can I play Dreamfall chapters before I die?

3. Sony: Do you know, how awefully hard or fkin expensive it is to buy a PSN game in India? Do you even give a sh*t about us?

4. Sony: I love your weird ads, but lets learn from Microsoft how to promote a product, shall we? It will be fun, I promise!

5. Microsoft: Why are your accessories costly? and dont follow standards? it just makes you look like even more evil! Money hungry beaurocrat.

6. Microsoft: Your hardware is full of garbage which breaks down before I start sweating. Study this thing called 'Quality Testing', and then release it next time, k?

7. Nintendo: Sick of mario games now. please make new characters.

8. Pre-order shipping merchants: You guys make pre-order a joke in India. By the time we recieve it, its already in big stores. You think we gamers are full o' sh*t, don't you?

9. Game Developers: Enough of interactive cutscenes and button mashing crap! No one likes them... SERIOUSLY NO 1 LIKES THEM! STOP IT! ITS SO FKING ANNOYING! ruins everything, its so incredibly annoying!

10. Game Developers: Can you stop copying the Gears of War's train level? How about something original for a change.. huh?

11. Game Developers: No more World War II, please! nuf said.

12. Game Developers: Why gigantic breasts for female characters? It does not look good, seriously! This is a guy speaking, it honestly and sincerely does not look good! Learn something from Valve who created Alyx Vance (I continue to disrespect Valve btw).

13. Id Software: Hey! Ever heard of releasing a game? It's fun you know.

14. Publishers: Do you have any idea how much money you will make if one of you buys the rights of Duke Nukem and release Duke Nukem Forever? Or are you guys just sea otors in suits?

15. Gamespot: Your RSS feeds are useless. Some of the important things are never included in your RSS feeds.

16. Game Developers: Your terminology is getting mislead over years. There will be this one stupid multiplayer mode and you will say, 'Oh oh! see see, we got co-op in our game'. Please be clear, we used to understand co-op as the full campaign in cooperative mode. And what is this bullsh*t about that co-op campaign will ruin the single player cinematic experience of a game (CODMW2, UC2)? Absolute bollocks! Just say you were incompetent to do it.

17.chatspeak haters: Care to read this post.

18. Fanboys: Oh, theres a big post coming for you guys too, not just a line of text