Rey Mysterio is the best ex-champ ever. I don't mean he's the best champ to have ever lost the title. I mean I'm happier that he lost the belt more than I've ever been happy about anyone losing it. I like Mysterio as a person. He never says "die". He never quits. But there's something going terribly wrong backstage with his storylines. Nothing he's involved in is entertaining!
I'm watching Smackdown right now and he just cut the lamest promo ever. It wasn't bad based on how he said his lines. It was pitiful because this thing with Chavo is pointless. "They tore out my heart. They raped my soul." The only way this whole beef could be worse would be if Rey still held the title. Therefore, he's the best Ex-Champ ever.