So, an hour or so ago I bought a comic-ish book called My Dead Girlfriend after finding no good manga to buy. It follows Finney Bleak, your average high schooler. Now, the Bleaks are a wierd family. Wierd, because they all die in RIDICULOUSLY stupid ways. Take Cornelius Bleak for example. He was a sea captain who had premonitions of being eaten by a great white shark, so he planned to retire after one last voyage. However, his crew had had enough and decided to mutiny and make him walk the plank. Seeing sharks in the water, he decided to shoot himself with a gun he kept in his back pocket. Well....My. Bleak wasn't exactly the best shot in the world, so he only grazed his forehead, causing him to stumble back into the sharp end of a cutlass. The bullet kept on going, right into a barrel of conviniently misplaced GUNPOWDER. The resulting explosion destroyed his crew and sent him sky-high, where he promptly fell into the waiting jaws of a great white shark. The rest of his family have equally idiotic deaths, but I won't get into that. Back to Finney. Finney lives in the happy little town of Purgatory Falls and attends Mephisto Prep, where zombies, aliens, etc. also attend and he is singled out for being the only normal person/sentient being. Every two months in his town the Barney and Brimstone county fair comes into town. two months prior to the book his family visited. So he meets a girl named Jenny and they fall in love and blah blah blah. Stuff happens, his parents are electrocuted in the tunnel of love, all in good fun. The rest is mostly spoilers, so read it yourself. It's a great book, but the second isn't out yet and it's fairly short. Read nao.

OH, and yes, that was my monthly blog. I know nothing can surpass the awesomeness that was my last one, but I tried.

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Ello everyone.

This will be a fairly short blog, cause I'm in the middle of playing STALKER SHADOW OF CHERNOBYL and getting owned by electric stuff and dogs.

So basically it takes place in the area around Chernobyl in the year 2012. More radiation stuff happened, and mutants are EVERYWHERE. You are the marked one, otherwise known as a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. You are in a body truck, a truck which carries bodies away from the Zone (more on that later) to who knows where. Suddenly BAM! An electric flash out of nowhere flies out and strikes your truck! Ohnoes! Later, some guy in Matrixy-style clothing runs out and carries you off to some guy eating a chicken leg. You talk, you get a mission, etc. Overall it is an EXTREMELY fun game, and also EXTREMELY huge. It's like an Elder Scrolls game with mutants and guns and fat guys eating chicken. All in good fun.

That's about it, one warning though. Don't go into tunnels. EVER. You die all fast-like.

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Y hello thar everyone.

I got FLCL volume 2. It was just incredible. More humor, more action, more WTFs, etc. Sucks it's only a 2 book series though

I also got Reborn! volume 3. It was pretty good, very funny, Reborn's costumes make me rofl, and the facial expressions burn my eyes.

Cross Country kills my legs. Srsly.

OH, I'M SORRY, DID I MENTION I HAVE BLOGGER'S BLOCK? WHOOPS.

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Oh, sorry for yet another Twewy joke. So zetta old.

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