A poor country pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $550 dress she had bought."How could you do this!''he exclaimed.''I don' know,she wailed,"I was standing in the store looking at the dress on sale.Then i found myself trying it on.it was like the Devil was whistering to me,'Gee,you look great in that dress.You should buy it.' ''Well the pastor persisted,''you know how to deal with him!Just tell him ,Get behind me,Satan!'' ''I did,'' replied his wife,''but then he said "It looks great from back here,too."