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Friday, Oct 23, 2009

Hey everyone, how ya doing? We got another little cool spell thru our area which is really nice. Time to get out the hot chocolate. You should like this list, they have really strange one on here.

Today's state: Kentucky

1. Throwing eggs at a public speaker could result in up to one year in prison.

2. One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.

3. It is illegal fish with a bow and arrow.

4. Dogs may not molest cars.

5. A woman may not buy a hat without her husband's permission.

6. It is illegal to marry the same person more than 3 times.

7. It is illegal to shoot off a policeman's tie.

8. A woman who wears red underwear on a Sunday must marry the first may who proposes.

9. Everyone MUST take a bath at least once a year.

10. It is against the law to stop swans mating in libraries.

11. It is illegal for women to swallow live frogs.

12. It is illegal for streets to have any signs that indicate the name of that street.

My Pick of Day

13. No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club.

(This is an amendement to the above legislation) The provisions of this statute shall not apply to females weighing less than 90 pounds nor to females exceeding 200 pounds, nor shall it apply to female horses.

Category: Humor
Posted by scatha_guardian, 10:57pm
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YES! FIRST! YES! omg, so awesome, i made it.. i actually made it.. sry matt ol man

1 - yes becuase, if thrown properly it could cause a space time crack... this law is actually. very generous...
2 - yet if you sell 6 blue ducklings, the law might not get you, but animal lovers willT_T.
3 - make it so...
4 - LMFAO!!!
5 - well somebody watched Hanna Barbera when he was little
6 - this law is invalid. What if they marry in another state and come back?
7 - SHEER PSYCHO GENIOUS...
8 - By this law, governmant declares itself rule brkrs, they let so many cases pass by
9 - ok.
10 - agreed... make, luv not, warcraft...
11 - dang and i was abou to do that ..
12 - mh... hard to believe...
13 - I'll lt others comment this one..
Posted Oct 23, 2009 11:11 pm PT
Aww man, I missed yesterday's, darn tests. Well, today's were hilarious. I can never get enough of these, I wounder what to expect when we get to New Jersey._.
Posted Oct 23, 2009 11:21 pm PT
Only swans? Some of those are really random. Why six ducklings? And why would anyone dye them blue? LOL ... One of my grandmother's sisters married the same person three times. They used to joke that Ruby and Stanley couldn't get divorced again because they wouldn't be able to remarry again.
Posted Oct 24, 2009 12:49 pm PT
DAMN IT! F***! S***! C***! D***!

*Deep breathe*

I think a funny law would people No Chicken can be made in this state.
Posted Oct 24, 2009 2:49 pm PT
Those are some real wacky laws...dogs and cars ^^
Posted Oct 24, 2009 3:15 pm PT
ROFL, the fourth law makes absolutely no sense and is hilarious at the same time. Very random, a lot of these.
Posted Oct 24, 2009 4:55 pm PT
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