One of the benefits I've discovered about being single is that there's no-one to nag me about my appearance - that I don't wash my hair everyday, that my roots are showing, that I like to dye in traffic-light red.

ATM, my hair is rather manky with close to an inch of regrowth. When I get bored of that, I just bought the most vibrant red dye you ever saw.

Ah, single life...