How much would you be worth on ebay?

my art teacher told me how much every human being is worth when they're broken down into their most basic elements.

whoever can tells me how much they think they would be worth AND tells me how much every human being is worth if broken down into their most basic elements gets a lifetime supply of cookies(courtesy of the Tales of Symphonia characters, more specifically Sheena Fujibayashi and Zelos Wilder. why Sheena and Zelos? cuz they're my favorite characters/couple, therefore, they have the best cookies. Let's just hope they don't come after me once they found out that i took their cookies. >_>....)

BONUS RIDDLES!!!

why am i adding bonus riddles at the last minute? cuz i feel like it!!!>=[]

anyway,

1. What has an "F" an "E" and two "I"s?

2. There are two ribbons. One is black, the other one is red. They are both equal. The two ribbons were stapled together at exactly the same spots to form a circle. They are still equal. Why are they not equal?

Whoever gets one riddle right gets a cookie pizza, but whoever gets both riddles right gets the world's largest cookie!!!