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Monday, Mar 2, 2009

( Please note that the following is displayed here with tongue planted firmly in cheek ...)



In these dark days, with the bottom dropping out of the economy, and everything unpleasant that might portend, it could be a wise idea to begin making plans to protect your home and loved ones. To that end, may we present ...


THE PAINTBALL TURRET


For the paint-hearted ...


... and if the economy does manage to perform an about face, one will at least never need to hire a house-painter again!

*thinks* mmm ... I wonder if it'll fit on my motorcycle ...

Category: Technology
Posted by s_h_a_d_o, 2:48pm
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*incorporates into sex life*
Posted Mar 2, 2009 3:16 pm PT
hehe I like that
Posted Mar 2, 2009 3:36 pm PT
I watched a tv show once where a bunch of moronic designers decided it would be a great idea to use a paint ball gun to make a "focus wall". Apparently the paint in paintballs doesnt dry, so the people who's house they decorated had to wash all the splattered paint of the wall after the tv crew left. Moral: paint ball is for mildly injuring other people, not for decorating.
Posted Mar 2, 2009 3:45 pm PT
Holy Freaking Cow! *ducks* Awesomeness!
Posted Mar 2, 2009 4:34 pm PT
You could probably buy a desert eagle for the same price.
Posted Mar 2, 2009 5:05 pm PT

@horseygall - Ahhh! I wasn't aware of the fact paintball paint doesn't dry - will therefore have to forego any attempt to use the aforementioned device for practical purposes, and resort solely to mayhem, irresponsibility and fun!

Posted Mar 2, 2009 5:09 pm PT
hmm...paintball cannon motorcycle drive by? these implications could be quite immense....
Posted Mar 2, 2009 7:13 pm PT
Wow, some people have far too much spare time on their hands!
Posted Mar 3, 2009 2:46 am PT
Hmmm...can I fit one of those things in my purse?
Posted Mar 3, 2009 2:56 am PT
HAHA that is AWESOME!
Posted Mar 3, 2009 5:00 am PT
I want one. I want one right now.
Posted Mar 3, 2009 9:14 am PT
That thing looks deadly.
Posted Mar 7, 2009 5:23 pm PT
I Want one!
Posted Mar 19, 2009 3:45 am PT
Yea... as much as it bums me out seeing the economy so twisted up, the thought of home/self defense rings more true than ever. Hopefully positive attitudes maintain... and if the paintball turret has to be used... consider it a "fair" warning
Posted Mar 31, 2009 2:33 pm PT
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