1. Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - 9.4
2. Volcano - 8.1
3. Weight Gain 4000 - 9.5
4. Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride - 7.9
5. An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig - 9.1
6. Death - 9.2
7. Pinkeye - 8.1
8. Starvin' Marvin - 8.6
9. Mr Hankey, the Christmas Poo - 8.2
10. Damien - 8.5
11. Tom's Rhinoplasty - 7.7
12. Mecha-Streisand - 8.7
13. Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut (1) - 9.3

1. Terrance and Phillip in "Not Without My Anus" - 6.9
2. Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut - 8.7
3. Chickenlover - 9.1
4. Ike's Wee Wee - 9.3
5. Conjoined Fetus Lady - 8.7
6. The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka - 7.9
7. City on the Edge of Forever - 8.5
8. Summer Sucks - 8.3
9. Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls - 8.4
10. Chickenpox - 6.5
11. Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods - 7.6
12. Clubhouses - 8.1
13. Cow Days - 8.4
14. Chef Aid - 8.6
15. Spooky Fish - 9.0
16. Merry Christmas Charlie Manson! - 7.8
17. Gnomes - 9.2
18. Prehistoric Ice Man - 8.8

1. Rainforest Schmainforest - 8.8
2. Spontaneous Combustion - 9.5
3. The Succubus - 8.9
4. Jakovasaurs - 8.3
5. Tweek vs. Craig - 7.2
6. Sexual Harrassment Panda - 8.0
7. Cat Orgy - 8.4
8. Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub - 7.8
9. Jewbilee - 7.4
10. Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery - 8.8
11. Chinpokomon - 8.5
12. Hooked on Monkey Fonics - 7.0
13. Starvin' Marvin in Space - 9.1
14. The Red Badge of Gayness - 9.6
15. Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics - 9.8
16. Are You There God, It's Me Jesus - 7.2
17. Worldwide Recorder Concert - 8.8

1. The Tooth Fairy's TATS 2000 - 8.6
2. Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000 - 9.1
3. Timmy! 2000 - 7.9
4. Quintuplets 2000 - 9.0
5. Cartman Joins NAMBLA - 9.2
6. Cherokee Hair Tampons - 7.3
7. Chef Goes Nanners - 8.9
8. Something You Can Do With Your Finger - 9.3
9. Do the Handicapped Go to Hell? - 7.9
10. Probably - 8.1
11. 4th Grade - 8.9
12. Trapper Keeper - 7.5
13. Helen Keller! The Musical - 6.8
14. Pip - 3.0
15. Fat Camp - 8.4
16. The Wacky Molestation Adventure - 8.8
17. A Very Crappy Christmas - 9.3

1. It Hits the Fan - 7.8
2. Cripple Fight - 8.2
3. The Super Best Friends - 8.5
4. Scott Tenorman Must Die - 9.6
5. Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow - 5.5
6. Cartmanland - 9.2
7. Proper Condom Use - 8.6
8. Towlie - 9.5
9. Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants - 9.1
10. How to Eat With Your Butt - 9.0
11. The Entity - 8.0
12. Here Comes the Neighbourhood - 8.7
13. Kenny Dies - 9.7
14. Butters' Very Own Episode - 9.4

1. Jared Has Aides - 7.8
2. Asspen - 9.2
3. Freak Strike - 9.1
4. Fun With Veal - 7.2
5. The Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer - 9.4
6. Professor Chaos - 9.4
7. Simpsons Already Did It - 9.6
8. Red Hot Catholic Love - 8.5
9. Free Hat - 8.3
10. Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society - 8.6
11. Child Abduction is Not Funny - 9.7
12. A Ladder to Heaven - 9.5
13. The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers - 9.8
14. The Death Camp of Tolerance - 9.2
15. The Biggest Douche in the Universe - 8.9
16. My Future Self n' Me - 9.1
17. Red Sleigh Down - 9.2

1. Cancelled - 8.6
2. Krazy Kripples - 8.5
3. Toilet Paper - 9.2
4. I'm A Little Bit Country - 9.6
5. Fat Butt and Pancake Head - 9.3
6. Lil' Crime Stoppers - 9.5
7. Red Man's Greed - 8.3
8. South Park is Gay - 7.9
9. Christian Rock Hard - 9.2
10. Grey Dawn - 9.6
11. Casa Bonita - 9.4
12. All About the Mormons? - 8.5
13. Butt Out - 7.4
14. Raisins - 8.9
15. It's Christmas in Canada - 9.3

1. Good Times With Weapons - 9.0
2. Up the Down Steroid - 8.1
3. The Passion of the Jew - 8.0
4. You Got F'ed in the A - 8.2
5. AWESOM-O - 9.4
6. The Jeffersons - 8.9
7. Goobacks - 9.7
8. Douche and Turd - 7.0
9. Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes - 8.6
10. Pre-School - 8.9
11. Quest for Ratings - 9.1
12. Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset - 7.1
13. Cartman's Incredible Gift - 8.9
14. Woodland Critter Christmas - 9.4

1. Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina - 7.6
2. Die Hippie, Die - 9.0
3. Wing - 6.6
4. Best Friends Forever - 9.1
5. The Losing Edge - 9.0
6. The Death of Eric Cartman - 9.6
7. Erection Day - 7.2
8. Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow - 9.7
9. Marjorine - 8.9
10. Follow That Egg - 9.1
11. Ginger Kids - 8.2
12. Trapped in the Closet - 9.1
13. Free Willzyx - 8.4
14. Bloody Mary - 8.5

1. The Return of Chef! - 9.4
2. Smug Alert! - 8.7
3. Cartoon Wars (1) - 9.3
4. Cartoon Wars (2) - 8.7
5. A Million Little Fibres - 4.0
6. ManBearPig - 8.4
7. Tsst - 9.1
8. Make Love, Not Warcraft - 9.8
9. Mystery of the Urinal Deuce - 9.7
10. Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy - 9.2
11. Hell on Earth 2006 - 8.1
12. Go God Go - 9.3
13. Go God Go XII - 9.4
14. Stanley's Cup - 7.1

1. With Apologies to Jesse Jackson - 9.1
2. Cartman Sucks - 8.1
3. Lice Capades - 8.3
4. The Snuke - 9.4
5. Fantastic Easter Special - 9.1
6. D-Yikes! - 9.0
7. Night of the Living Homeless - 9.5
8. Le Petit Tourette - 9.0
9. More Crap - 8.1
10. Imaginationland - 9.8
11. Imaginationland: Episode II - 9.6
12. Imaginationland: Episode III - 9.8
13. Guitar Queer-o - 7.4
14. The List - 7.8

1. Imaginationland: Episode III - 9.8
2. Imaginationland - 9.8
3. Imaginationland: Episode II - 9.6
4. Night of the Living Homeless - 9.5
5. The Snuke - 9.4
6. Fantastic Easter Special - 9.1
7. With Apologies to Jesse Jackson - 9.1
8. Le Petit Tourette - 9.0
9. D-Yikes! - 9.0
10. Lice Capades - 8.3
11. More Crap - 8.1
12. Cartman Sucks - 8.1
13. The List - 7.8
14. Guitar Queer-o - 7.4

1. Season 1 - 8.64 with a total of 112.3 rating points for 13 episodes.
2. Season 2 - 8.32 with a total of 149.8 rating points for 18 episodes.
3. Season 3 - 8.42 with a total of 143.1 rating points for 17 episodes.
4. Season 4 - 8.12 with a total of 138.0 rating points for 17 episodes.
5. Season 5 - 8.63 with a total of 120.8 rating points for 14 episodes.
6. Season 6 - 8.97 with a total of 152.5 rating points for 17 episodes.
7. Season 7 - 8.88 with a total of 133.2 rating points for 15 episodes.
8. Season 8 - 8.59 with a total of 120.3 rating points for 14 episodes.
9. Season 9 - 8.57 with a total of 120.0 rating points for 14 episodes.
10. Season 10 - 8.59 with a total of 120.2 rating points for 14 episodes.
11. Season 11 - 8.86 with a total of 124 rating points for 14 episodes.

This gives the entire series cumulative total of 1434.2 rating points for 167 episodes and an overall average episode rating of 8.59.

1. Season 6 - 8.97
2. Season 7 - 8.88
3. Season 11 - 8.86
4. Season 1 - 8.64
5. Season 5 - 8.63
6. Season 8 - 8.59
7. Season 10 - 8.59
8. Season 9 - 8.57
9. Season 3 - 8.42
10. Season 2 - 8.32
11. Season 4 - 8.12

1. Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - 9.4
2. Terrance and Phillip in "Not Without My Anus" - 6.9
3. Rainforest Schmainforest - 8.8
4. The Tooth Fairy's TATS 2000 - 8.6
5. It Hits the Fan - 7.8
6. Jared Has Aides - 7.8
7. Cancelled - 8.6
8. Good Times With Weapons - 9.0
9. Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina - 7.6
10. The Return of Chef! - 9.4
11. With Apologies to Jesse Jackson - 9.1

1. Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut (1) - 9.3
2. Prehistoric Ice Man - 8.8
3. Worldwide Recorder Concert - 8.8
4. A Very Crappy Christmas - 9.3
5. Butters' Very Own Episode - 9.4
6. Red Sleigh Down - 9.2
7. It's Christmas in Canada - 9.3
8. Woodland Critter Christmas - 9.4
9. Bloody Mary - 8.5
10. Stanley's Cup - 7.1
11. The List - 7.8

1. The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers - 9.8
2. Imaginationland: Episode III - 9.8
3. Imaginationland - 9.8
4. Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics - 9.8
5. Make Love, Not Warcraft - 9.8
6. Mystery of the Urinal Deuce - 9.7
7. Goobacks - 9.7
8. Child Abduction is Not Funny - 9.7
9. Kenny Dies - 9.7
10. Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow - 9.7

1. Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset - 7.1
2. Stanley's Cup - 7.1
3. Douche and Turd - 7.0
4. Hooked on Monkey Fonics - 7.0
5. Terrance and Phillip in "Not Without My Anus" - 6.9
6. Helen Keller! The Musical - 6.8
7. Wing - 6.6
8. Chickenpox - 6.5
9. Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow - 5.5
10. A Million Little Fibres - 4.0
11. Pip - 3.0