Pretend to be Sam Fisher.

where is everybody?!?!

Me don't know.

I rented a car and drove almost 600 miles to try to find out if a girl in another country was still single or not!

WHOA!

can cars really go up to 600 miles?

600 miles or kilometers but still it is ummm like imposible but if you say so well I believe you!

and me well......jump rooftops like yesterday

I jumped off a roof once but it was onto a trampoline.

When i was a little kid i pissed in a video tape rewinder thinking it was the toilet. Don't start thinking i was that stupid, i was sleep walking!

Played Varsity Volleyball in 8th grade. Yuck!

When I was five a activated a fire alarm

I've set my arm on fire because I like fire

Jumped off the side of my deck when the frame wasn't up yet onto the ground with my sister

i set a kid of fire after i kicked his ass, teach him not to egg my house

Ok then....

Took off my pants in the hall of my school and got in trouble....that was the dumbest, then I got in a fight with some 22 year olds yesterday it is sad when they get beat up by 17 year olds.

And yes a car can go 600 miles lol, you just need more gas.

Jumping off a chair to try and dunk the ball. (basketball)