" this is like a really sad game of mine apparently, the networks hold some of my favorite shows last episodes hostage, and I have to wait to find out if/when I will get to see them without failing into the trap of watching tripe. I need a hostage Negotiator here stat!"
Hostage negotiator: How may I be of assistance?
(Rookee alding: Seriously? you just had to make this a TNARA?
Narrator: It's not a TNARA, I'm not suppose to even be in this! Just talk to him Rook!
Rookee Alding: fine, whatever.) I have a job for you. I need you to negotiate a deal with the major networks so that My party can finally see the last works of their beloved Mr. Shows. I assure it will not be a easy deal.
Hostage Negotiator: (you know what F--k it, he is now the Negotiator from the Big O) I don't ever do easy deals.
Rookee Alding: Good, Here is the lowdown. Mr. Shows was a big back in the day, loved by everyone with few enemies, As time pasted though his networks got a little overzealous about the new kids, and forced him into "retirement". They did allow him a few last runs before his untimely "retirement" but they have refused to show them and or in a few cases give us the run around about doing so at all. I need you to get those last few runs, and finally give Mr. shows his rest.
Negotiator: ( you know, I don't know anything about Roger smith, Let's just go with negotiator, you paint the piture) That's a pretty big job, What are you paying?
Rookee Alding: Ratings, sir, a few ten hundred thousand for every run you can provide with out the use of Internet ports. quite a few less if you have to provide the content by Internet. As you know Ratings is quite a valuable currncey here.
Negotiator: and if I fail?
Rookee Alding: Word of advice: don't fail. My party can only take civil routes so long before they lose taste in it. They are Fickle but they can be faithful, if treated with respect. Those networks... they've forgotten, and now they do nothing but fight for ratings from us. If they only knew they could have us eating out of their hands if they just took the time to listen to us instead of jumping on the "new kids" so much. Maybe you can change that.
Negotiator: sister,If I could do that you would owe me more than just a few ten hundred thousand rateings.
Rookee alding: and we would gladly pay, but first things first Mr. Negotiator, you get me the last runs of Mr.shows. If you can do that then we'll talk about change.