Narrator: Well it took her a year but she finally got what she wanted.

Rookee; I see that girl fired you.

Narrator: "I'm sorry you feel that way" she said trying to hide a smirk. Jack ass.

Rookee: are you going to do anything about it?

Narrator: Do I ever? Nah... I'm going to write instead...

Rookee: That's worse. Much worse....

Narrator: I knew you would agree.... So I present to you a NarratorRant original!

Rookee: pass the popcorn.

Having just been eliminated in one of the longest rounds of the UltimateJob tournament, Nora tar was understandably upset and highly pissed. The judges had allowed her major competitor's (one miss Windy Azuma )highly erronious and doctored reports to be used in their final call on the tournament and of course found Nora to be at the wrong. eliminating her from the game. When called to congratulated the winner Nora confronted her about her lies, and voiced that she had been set up, but with a smirk Windy said "I'm sorry you feel that way." Windy smugly left the ring with her ill-gotten win. The tournament over. Nora had nothing to show for her hard work.

Now life had not been very kind to Nora before, Many a times she could not even enter stages because presets that were impossible for her, or discrimination of the worst sort, but It did not take long for the Mystical Rules of the world to grant her an ace or two. Nora had the Rare and Highly effective Power known as Karmai, The power to make you reap what you sow .

Karmai is a lot like the Idea of Karma in our own world, you know, you reap what you sow and all that jazz. Karmai however is the power to actually use karma to your own benefit. As you can probably guess this would be a very, very dangerous power in the wrong hands, and quite an inconvenient one in the right ones as well, So Nora had to keep this power a secret, because who knew what would become of her if anyone ever found out. That being said... she wasn't the least hesitant to use it on those whom deserved it.

silently in meditation, Nora thought about the slight against her. and as she did she repeated the magic oath that brought forth her powers. "plotting and planning, know you've done wrong, rejoice at your win, but of not for long, fast things unravel and none you may think. I gain my response I gain my revenge, but not a print of mine with determine the end."

And with that a eerie wind blew around her, she looked up and smiled, She didn't know what exactly was in store for Windy, She almost wished she could see the results herself, but it would not be wise to show up when the spell started, someone might put two and two together.

" this is like a really sad game of mine apparently, the networks hold some of my favorite shows last episodes hostage, and I have to wait to find out if/when I will get to see them without failing into the trap of watching tripe. I need a hostage Negotiator here stat!"

Hostage negotiator: How may I be of assistance?

(Rookee alding: Seriously? you just had to make this a TNARA?

Narrator: It's not a TNARA, I'm not suppose to even be in this! Just talk to him Rook!

Rookee Alding: fine, whatever.) I have a job for you. I need you to negotiate a deal with the major networks so that My party can finally see the last works of their beloved Mr. Shows. I assure it will not be a easy deal.

Hostage Negotiator: (you know what F--k it, he is now the Negotiator from the Big O) I don't ever do easy deals.

Rookee Alding: Good, Here is the lowdown. Mr. Shows was a big back in the day, loved by everyone with few enemies, As time pasted though his networks got a little overzealous about the new kids, and forced him into "retirement". They did allow him a few last runs before his untimely "retirement" but they have refused to show them and or in a few cases give us the run around about doing so at all. I need you to get those last few runs, and finally give Mr. shows his rest.

Negotiator: ( you know, I don't know anything about Roger smith, Let's just go with negotiator, you paint the piture) That's a pretty big job, What are you paying?

Rookee Alding: Ratings, sir, a few ten hundred thousand for every run you can provide with out the use of Internet ports. quite a few less if you have to provide the content by Internet. As you know Ratings is quite a valuable currncey here.

Negotiator: and if I fail?

Rookee Alding: Word of advice: don't fail. My party can only take civil routes so long before they lose taste in it. They are Fickle but they can be faithful, if treated with respect. Those networks... they've forgotten, and now they do nothing but fight for ratings from us. If they only knew they could have us eating out of their hands if they just took the time to listen to us instead of jumping on the "new kids" so much. Maybe you can change that.

Negotiator: sister,If I could do that you would owe me more than just a few ten hundred thousand rateings.

Rookee alding: and we would gladly pay, but first things first Mr. Negotiator, you get me the last runs of Mr.shows. If you can do that then we'll talk about change.

If you ever needed proof that we as a nation are getting really really stupid you should check this out. http://www.tv.com/story/8499.html?om_act=convert&om_clk=gumballs&tag=gumballs;img;4

I commented. yes. I almost had to! the most disturbing thing about this is that these people who found these advertisements could not distiguise a box with lights on it from a bomb....and that scares me.

next week they will be charging you with terrorist actions if you pull out your cell phone...because it is an electronic device. and has wires. and a power supply.

or take this artical:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16921137/

That picture looks nothing like a bomb to me. granted i've never seen a bomb before, but I'm almost positive they don't light up at night and give you the finger.

And what kind of bombs has that Grossman seen that look like that? honestly.

And why is boston the only one with this problem?

and this quote here

 “It’s clear the intent was to get attention by causing fear and unrest that there was a bomb in that location,” Assistant Attorney General John Grossman said at their arraignment."

BS. serioulsy BS. 

Ever hear of war of the worlds.....only this only the officals paniced.