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rockin01 has written 104 reviews.
The Happening
The only reason I gave this movie 1/2 star is I don't think it's possible to give it 1/4 star. Dreck. Total incomprehensible, simplistic, credulity-stretching dreck. Some of the worst acting I have seen in a long time, and a thoroughly unearned...
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Posted aug 6, 2009 1:23 pm pt

The Heartbreak Kid
This was not the Farrelly Borthers' finest hour: their writing was uneven and strained, and much of the humor was definitely of the lowest-common-denominator variety. The saving grace of this film for me was Ben Stiller's crack comic timing. NO...
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Posted oct 21, 2008 12:22 pm pt

The Incredible Hulk
It's really not fair of me to compare this to other superhero films, but I will anyway: Not as bad as the first Hulk, but not nearly as good as Iron Man. Or Spider Man. Or Batman Begins. Or...ok, you get it. The script is decent, but no one has...
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Posted jul 15, 2008 12:59 pm pt

Indiana Jones & the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
This movie by all rights should have gotten 4 stars- period, end of story- but this is Indy...sooo, an extra half-star. It's all about respect, peoples. I'm the first to admit that this is not the classic of the series (Lost Ark is clearly the...
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Posted jul 15, 2008 12:46 pm pt

Iron Man
This movie is solid entertainment, a (slight) cut above the usual blockbuster, popcorn fare, thanks to a typically thoughtful, nuanced performance by Robert Downey Jr. and a smart, funny script. The special effects are pretty much seamless, and...
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Posted may 5, 2008 3:16 pm pt

Scent of a Woman
There is a certain formulaic, predictable quality to certain films that dooms them; but sometimes, if that formula is executed with skill and flair, you don't mind. Scent of a Woman is an unabashedly sentimental coming-of-age-story wrapped in a...
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Posted apr 16, 2008 2:03 pm pt

Aliens vs. Predator Requiem
Meh...just meh. PLEASE DON'T MAKE ANOTHER ONE!!!
Posted apr 16, 2008 1:35 pm pt

I Am Legend
Part of the problem with this film was my unbelievably high expectations of it; I don't know that any movie could have lived up to what I was led to expect from the hype surrounding this one. If you don't expect this flick to change your life,...
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Posted apr 16, 2008 1:14 pm pt

The Departed
The Departed has that rare quality among films: you can watch it time and time again and derive more enjoyment out of it with each viewing. The many expertly staged, edge-of-your-seat moments and the abundance of towering performances make this...
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Posted apr 16, 2008 12:49 pm pt

30 Days of Night
The tiny town of Barrow, Alaska will not see the sun again for 30 days. Anyone devoting time to this movie will see not see those 113 minutes of their lives ever again. A brilliant graphic novel and a unique premise are squandered by giving them...
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Posted mar 4, 2008 4:57 pm pt

Which Way is Up?
Critics love to trash this movie for its misogynist message and its seeming racial buffoonery. I'll concede that Pryor's character is a misogynist, but I would ask people to remember that the source material was written by a WOMAN, and that the...
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Posted feb 21, 2008 5:58 pm pt

The Bourne Ultimatum
The first 2 were better IMO, but that's one of the problems with a threequel...you get stuck in formula. But this is nevertheless a top-notch action film on its own merits. My one complaint is that some of the stunts were a little over-the-top and...
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Posted feb 21, 2008 5:22 pm pt

Eragon
There is nothing exceptional about this film, but the special effects are entertaining and the performance by Jeremy Irons is full of conviction and fire. A generally entertaining movie, but it falls far short of the Lord of the Rings status it...
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Posted feb 16, 2008 1:19 pm pt

Little Children
Loved the acting by all of the principals, especially Jackie Earle Haley, who turns in a powerful, heartbreaking performance. But the standard, suburbia-is-a-soul-sucking-morally bankrupt-hell plot was tiring. Ditto the director's unsuccessfull...
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Posted feb 16, 2008 12:44 pm pt

Rescue Dawn
A beautiful, moving story featuring earnest, powerful performances from the talented cast and expert, sensitive direction by Werner Hertzog. Incredibly uplifting, especially considering that it is based on true events.
Posted feb 11, 2008 11:59 am pt

The Last King of Scotland
A stirringly suspenseful, well-crafted film featuring a towering performance from Forest Whitaker based on the riveting true story of Idi Amin. Why then, did the filmmakers take the cowardly, safe route of centering the story around a non-existent...
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Posted feb 11, 2008 11:45 am pt

Lady in the Water
It's official: Paul Giamatti could make reading the phone book high drama. He sinks his teeth into the lead role in M. Night's so-so fairy tale with the ferocity of a rogue Scrunt, and never lets go. Ditto the rest of the fine supporting cast who...
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Posted feb 7, 2008 2:53 pm pt

2001: A Space Odyssey
Stanley Kubrick holds a mirror up to the viewer...what you see largely reflects who you are at the time. I was a teenager when I first saw this film (in the theatre, the way I think it should be seen). I was simply blown away...but overwhelmed and...
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Posted feb 6, 2008 12:13 pm pt

Breach
Mesmerizing performances by Chris Cooper and Ryan Phillipee are the reasons to see this movie. The rest of the movie would be standard Hollywood fare, except that the story is based on actual events.
Posted feb 6, 2008 11:14 am pt

Ocean's Thirteen
First of all, big up's to bigb89's EXCELLENT review and recap: read it. Second of all, this is a fun movie. This flick exudes fun, and watching it, you can just believe that everyone on that set, from the actors to the crew, had a blast. You will...
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Posted feb 1, 2008 8:12 am pt

Born on the Fourth of July
A pretty good 3-star movie that I gave an extra star for Tom Cruise's not-to-be-missed performance. If you ever doubted his acting chops, you won't after this film- the boy can act! As for the film surrounding his performance- it's maddeningly...
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Posted feb 1, 2008 7:56 am pt

Disturbia
4 stars? Gimme a break- maybe if you're a 13 year-old male. Disturbia is reasonably escapist fun, if you don't expect anything you haven't seen before in every other genre thriller of the past decade. But Shia LaBeouf definitely has an engaging...
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Posted jan 17, 2008 12:20 pm pt

Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny
I honestly can't tell you exactly why I didn't absolutely hate this movie. I'm certainly not in the target audience demo- I'm black, over 50 and haven't smoked weed for several decades. But I found myself laughing out loud several times during...
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Posted jan 17, 2008 9:25 am pt

My Super Ex-Girlfriend
A trifle of a movie, but it does what it sets out to do- takes a nice concept to a reasonably satisfying conclusion, with a few laughs thrown in along the way. Kudos to Luke Wilson for an endearing, if cutesy, performance and to Rainn Wilson for...
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Posted jan 17, 2008 8:58 am pt

Chinatown
Check out my other reviews: I don't give out many 5-star ratings. When I do, it either means the film is an unqualified classic, or that I have suspended objectivity for a personal favorite. Chinatown falls firmly in the former category.
If...
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Posted jan 11, 2008 2:38 pm pt


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