It was the second sports day this year: four houses, four teams,  four people hoping to win events and one championship trophy for the winning house. I sucked in racing, *no need to say anything else*. Now there's this opening ceremony where we have to march, the other houses marched like soldiers in war while my house just hunched and we barely bothered to say left, right or salute. And while the VIPs were giving speeches and our captain said lots of crappy things about the speeches and the other houses that made us laugh out loud. I pitied the other houses having to act like mature suckers. Damn was it fun!