Don't expect anything big, witty or even particularly special from this blog. The name says it all: I'm off. As in leaving. Not permanently, mind you. I'm going on holiday for 2-3 weeks in WA. Why? Well, that's for me to know and you not to find out. I could be on a business trip, I could be assassinating Turbo. Who knows? Not me, that's for sure. Either way, I'll be back about mid-January, so don't every panic too much.

I'll see you guys when I get back, don't have a party and destroy the place while I'm gone. Or you'll get such a beating.......