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rezpatriot has written 41 reviews.
The NeverEnding Story
A fantasy story for adults where so many of us are caught up in captalistic gains, the plot is lavish and the fantasy can seem real.
Posted jan 11, 2008 4:18 am pt

The Punisher
Good cinematography of miami, really plays on the fact of Miami in the 80's so it could be a hit if you were born in the 80s.
Posted jan 11, 2008 4:11 am pt

The Stepford Wives
I would read the critic reviews on this one. It takes instances of popular culture way before my time. Its not out dated sure the context is ideal in internet pornography. I'm not sure what Martha Stewart would think of this film, its quite a...
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Posted jan 11, 2008 4:08 am pt

The Simpsons Movie
The first time I watched this, today, Christmas day, I got this for a present. I enjoyed the animation tremendously, but there are lots of films that easy compete and do a much more competent job. I would say this film is aimed at "simpsons...
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Posted dec 25, 2007 12:53 am pt

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
Fantastic Film because its sticks to what a good comic is, entertaining and draws you in. Your kids may want to know all about the FF4 after this film. The villians are by far the best villians in any comic book to movie adaptation. Cool ?
Posted oct 22, 2007 9:59 pm pt

La Femme Nikita
This film is supposed to have got great reviews when it first came out and yet it still lives up to it for a first time viewer 17 years later. I found the film interesting and very familuar to many of my other favourite hitman type films, most...
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Posted oct 14, 2007 11:55 pm pt

The Sleeping Dictionary
This I never saw advertised in the cinema, but I watched it because of Jessica Albas recent fame. I would have expected it would have been a more popular film, its good, its fun, adult family film for the parents perhaps. Its a Romance.
Posted oct 9, 2007 8:12 pm pt

Hot Fuzz
Simon Pegg is back from Spaced, back from the dead, and into your will be quietly suprised how many twists and gruesome deaths you see in this movie.
Posted oct 9, 2007 2:41 am pt

Evil Aliens
Awww I disagree this movie is so good because:

It is shot well,
Its childishly funny,
Its got enough blood in it,
Its about crazy aliens,
Its original

Okay it could be compared to many a...
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Posted oct 9, 2007 2:28 am pt

The Prince of Egypt
I was expecting more from this story, the central character is Moses, the animation is great, but the voice overs are too over bearing and unkind for a childrens movie which doesn't really present itself much of a bible story anyway.
Posted oct 9, 2007 2:24 am pt

Rocky Balboa
Sly Stalone is not a great actor although a very charasmatic guy. A good actor for the character which developed through several movies. This is a long story compared to the first Rocky movie, and understand that its a effergy to Chicago too.
Posted oct 9, 2007 2:16 am pt

Guys and Dolls
Hey the reason you won't like this is because ITTTS TOOO OLD AND BORIING.. But I have found some very funny and entertaining movies which are much older than the films released these years. Its funny, its entertaining. Musical good singing.
Posted oct 9, 2007 2:14 am pt

Swimming Upstream
The story of a young man's struggle to gain his fathers love and approval.

As the most sensitive and brightest boy of a very large family, Tony tries to please his macho father who appears to be unimpressed by his academic prowess...
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Posted oct 9, 2007 2:11 am pt

Pathfinder
Really wanted to cower at this celluloid spectacle's physical presence. The elements were present: marauding, pillaging Vikings displaying brutal, forceful dominance; an indigenous Tribe of Native Americans adoption of one 'forgotten Viking son'...
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Posted oct 9, 2007 1:58 am pt

Joseph: King of Dreams
I am 25 and loved this film. The animation is good where a disney animation might be 4 stars this is deserved a 4 star for animation. Cool Film !
Posted oct 9, 2007 1:48 am pt

Species II
Ouch this was as bad as that film Street Fighter 2 movie that came out a long time ago. The non-exsisting acting is a bone cruncher, no real plot, no good script. I would recommend jumping of a cliff for a better time. Ouch.
Posted oct 9, 2007 1:46 am pt

The Da Vinci Code
Good crime thriller and not as dark as what is seen on BBC but yet it will need a bit more intelligence to understand the script and storyline. A bit of knowledge on religion and Di Vinci is needed, I would not bother showing this to anyone under...
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Posted oct 9, 2007 1:44 am pt

World Trade Center
With a lot in the media in anti terrorism this is a sad film which will make you sit in front of your tv or plasma screen without worrying about objective political battles, tells the story how it is. I would really recommend watching this with...
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Posted oct 9, 2007 1:36 am pt

This is a comic film genre. It teaches you one thing, that life is not so serious and you gotta lighten up just a little. Hollywood is too serious these days, and using Anna Nicole Smith as an iconic actress and some very humurous gags it suceeds...
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Posted oct 9, 2007 1:33 am pt

28 Weeks Later
Outstanding far better than 28 days later. This is the work of a different director, I watched this at night after work and it really added to the film. It was a different plot.
Posted oct 8, 2007 6:02 pm pt

The Professional
Slightly under 5 stars I gave. This is good film namely I think it releases you into the real world but puts you in a story that you could never imagine happening to yourself. This is a good thing if you are grounded but a bad thing if you have no...
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Posted jul 3, 2007 7:47 pm pt

Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith
The film is let down because it is Star Wars franchise and is neither holding the fans or gaining new ones, its just Star Wars into hyerspeed. Again I really recommend the RPGs, this film is fabulous story. Finishes off a TEN OUT OF TEN TRILOGY.
Posted jul 3, 2007 7:38 pm pt

Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
My least favourite star wars film, but has a lot of creative thought established into it. Slightly mumbo jumbo.

I recommend all the books including the RPGS. great system of RPG.
Posted jul 3, 2007 7:31 pm pt

Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi
Loved this film when I was 13. Would watch it today, because it stands out considerabley as a classic.
Posted jul 3, 2007 7:29 pm pt

Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
Original story line in this epic film. Much more thought out than the first.

Give me some persuading and I'll watch it.
Posted jul 3, 2007 7:27 pm pt


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