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Wednesday, Oct 8, 2008
With all the turmoil in the market today and the collapse of Lehman Bros and Acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America this might be some good advice. For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in later this year: 1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace. 2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker. 3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood. 4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa . 5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP. 6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild. 7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants. 8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!And finally...9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name: T!ty T!ty B@ng B@ng [I had to use the symbols cause TV.com kept censoring it]
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Aren't joke emails the best thing in the world?! *huggles my Aunt for sending me and my Mom tons of these things* :3
Hope this made you laugh as hard as it made me.
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Aren't joke emails the best thing in the world?! *huggles my Aunt for sending me and my Mom tons of these things* :3
Hope this made you laugh as hard as it made me.
Monday, Sep 29, 2008
Well it's been awhile since I updated...
Um, school wise not much to report.. OH! 8D I got a 95 on a recent English Paper! *so proud of myself*
Um, Mom is on the hunt again for boyfriends, after her horrible breakup with her ex-fiance Keith. She's healing, and back on the market. In fact, the most recent guy she went out to dinner with might be one worth exploring more. He seems nice, and smitten with Mother! 8D
o.o speaking of break-ups, my and Anthony broke up. Now before you go "Oh you poor thing" it was a mutual break-up. Truth be told, we had become very distant lately, and then he kinda pushed the line by asking me to... well I don't want to say it here cause this is a PG rated blog entry -_-....
Anyway, we had a big long discussion, and decided to stay friends, but end our romantic relationship. Oh well... that's 3 years of my life gone.*toilet flush*
But life goes on! O:
So, more updates....
I think I am obsessed with the new Batman movie, The Dark Knight. I've seen it 3 times, plus bought a poster. Maybe not obsessed with the movie persay, but with Heath Ledger's performance as the Joker. If he doesn't win the Oscar post... *whatever they call it when the actor had died* then Im going to scream, and join a mob that you know would have been formed... o3o
And I just saw this on dA on Gwen's journal. It made me laugh so hard I nearly.. Um.. ^^; LINK
Um, school wise not much to report.. OH! 8D I got a 95 on a recent English Paper! *so proud of myself*
Um, Mom is on the hunt again for boyfriends, after her horrible breakup with her ex-fiance Keith. She's healing, and back on the market. In fact, the most recent guy she went out to dinner with might be one worth exploring more. He seems nice, and smitten with Mother! 8D
o.o speaking of break-ups, my and Anthony broke up. Now before you go "Oh you poor thing" it was a mutual break-up. Truth be told, we had become very distant lately, and then he kinda pushed the line by asking me to... well I don't want to say it here cause this is a PG rated blog entry -_-....
Anyway, we had a big long discussion, and decided to stay friends, but end our romantic relationship. Oh well... that's 3 years of my life gone.*toilet flush*
But life goes on! O:
So, more updates....
I think I am obsessed with the new Batman movie, The Dark Knight. I've seen it 3 times, plus bought a poster. Maybe not obsessed with the movie persay, but with Heath Ledger's performance as the Joker. If he doesn't win the Oscar post... *whatever they call it when the actor had died* then Im going to scream, and join a mob that you know would have been formed... o3o
And I just saw this on dA on Gwen's journal. It made me laugh so hard I nearly.. Um.. ^^; LINK
Sunday, Aug 31, 2008
Something my Aunt sent my Mom, who sent to me. We are allways sending funny stuff like that. The bold ones are the ones I hold true to my heart, and the ones I laughed the hardest.
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1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.11. The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first.12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.14. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
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1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.11. The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first.12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.14. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
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