first of all i'll start with car troubles.i have never seen my rents so angry in their life....but im not in alot of trouble.our nosy neighbor ms.b,saw the whole crash and burn and told our rent's 30 min after they got home.before that my rent's didnt even see the car was messed up.because of ms.b i now have to stay home and have no fun this summer.my mom just kept going on about how i've made her so mad and it bad for her pregnacy,and blah,blah,blah,.anyway my rent's were having a dinner party so me and my 3 bff's including jazmine (aka oddlover on tv.com)had to stay upstairs and have our own party.so when we went downstairs to get the music we were forced to say hello to my dad's co-workers.some of them had the funniest names i ever herd.let me name them
1,ms.yolanda crack-i was luaghing so hard i choked
2,mr.sean botoxe'-my friend and i made so many jokes i almost fell down the stairs.
3,mr.kevin weede-he looks like he was on weed,srsly my dad always says that.
4,ms.grace whisken-my sister kept on cracking jokes while we were having our mini party upstairs.
5,mr.dicke moore-i dont even want to go into that....its too funny.
they had so many more but those were the top funniest.me and my friends spent the rest of the night making prank phone calls to our mean teachers.i called ms.boston(our evil english teacher)i told her to call wiggy wigs place so she can cover up those bald spots.then we called our math teacher and told him to fvck off and other stupid stuff.i swear we actied like we were drunk or somthin.
that was pretty much it....i'll be going now.
may the angel (thats me ) be with you![]()
GoldenZandy_012
1. Yeah, that ones definantly a crackhead. 2. I would've pushed him down the stairs. 3. Srsly, where does your dad get these guys? From under the bridge?
4. She been on that dru.
5. Ironically, he has the name of the thing he sucks on every night.
Yeah, I'd hate to work at your dad's job. Those guys srsly need a paycheck.
Teacher prank phone calls huh? Since I don't go to Carter anymore I did worse to the principal.