NOOO! Ugh. I was at 98% the last time I checked and when I logged on this morning, I was at a big fat 25%. I have been defeated. I'll be at level 30 forever!! I shall shake my fist angrily at you, Gamespot, and walk away.

Funny, I don't even know which review of mine they deleted. It said something about me trolling or insulting someone. You know who you are, you soft-hearted, warm-blooded sentimental lug!! I don't know what you were so offended about as my reviews are completely clean and largely unbiased. I do not target insults at any race or cultural groups or individuals for that matter. Seriously, folks, have I ever insulted anyone here? (Well, I might have back in 2006, though that's a secret between me myself and...I.)

Speaking of reviews, I need to write one. I've played well over six games or so since Zeno Clash, but I have yet to find a single gap in my time to write one.