Well here's my first chapter of A Zero's Tale. Hope you guys enjoy it, it's only the beginning.

Characters involved:

Jet E. Evil- pspitus

Red- red0584

Aidan- Aidan129

(Note: With each chapter I'm going to try to pick a song that matches the scene. You can choose to play it if you want to enhance the story's experience. Also check the main page for "character status". This is going to be one EPIC story. Hahaha! Enjoy the premiere episode, errr.... chapter)

Song: Banjo Kazooie Nuts & Bolts: Spiral Mountain

Chapter 1- cheese-IdioTS

Scene: A junkyard filled with some of the most useless things in the world, from tooth brushes to glittering jewelry. The garbage is stacked upon each other creating huge heaping piles of trash. Mountains, upon mountains of garbage can be seen for miles. The smell is absolutely repulsive, it's a cross between the Stench Squad and a twenty year old diaper left out in the sun.

Enter in Red.

Red: [Impatiently] God, what the heck is taking them so long? [Continues munching on a bag of week year old cheese-ZITS] They should have been here over an hour ago, dude what gives? [Notices that the box of cheese-ZITS is empty] Awwww no more. [Throws empty box into the air.]

[The box falls and hits Aidan on the head who just arrives on the scene]

Aidan: [Rubs head in pain] Dude, what the hell was that for?
Red: My bad.
Aidan: [Picks up the empty box of cheese-ZITS, holds it up to his mouth and rapidly taps the box]
Red: Ummm…..there's no more.
Aidan: [Glares at Red] Give me some cheese-ZITS man.
Red: I don't have anymore.
Aidan: Give me some cheese-ZITS.
Red: I don't have any.
Aidan: C'mon, give me some.
Red: I don't freakin' have any.
Aidan: C'mon bro. I know you do, you're always eating something.
Red: [Mildly irritated] For the last time, I don't have any!
Aidan: Yes you do, quit lying dude. [Shoves hand into Red's pants]
Red: [Shocked and awed] What the h3ll are you doing? What makes you think I have some cheese-ZITS in my pants?
Aidan: What? Everyone I work with at B&Js smuggles food into their pants. [Takes hand out of Red's pants] Empty, damn it.

[Jet E. Evil walks into the scene with an evil looking grin on his face]

Aidan: Hey what's up my brudda? Want some Cheese-ZITS? [Holds up the empty box of cheese-ZITS]
Jet: Heck yeah! [Puts hand in box] Hey there's nothing in here! [Takes hand out of box, and looks at Red] Alright Red, fork over those Cheese-ZITS
Red: What the hell man, do I look like a freakin' food tree to you?
Jet: What? You always seem to be eating something.
Aidan: [With a smile on his face] That's exactly what I said.
Red: [Irritated] I don't have any Cheese-ZITS you guys, so back off!
Jet: [Looks at Aidan] Did you check his pants?
Red: [Angered] Why would I keep food in my pants?
Aidan: Yeah bro, I already checked.
Jet: That's too bad. Oh well. I don't even like Cheese-ZITS anyway.
Aidan: Yeah, me neither. Only idiots eat Cheese-ZITS.
Red: [Glares at Jet and Aidan] So why the hell do you guys keep bothering me about it if you don't even like it!?
Jet and Aidan: I don't know.
Red: Idiots!

[Jet grabs a nearby cardboard box, and sets it up. The odor emitting from it is completely appalling.]
Jet: Alright. [Brief pause] Let's get this evil meeting started.