I decided to create an epic story of messed up proportions revolving around my experiences and friends here on gamespot entitled "A Zero's Tale". Why am I doing it? Mainly cus I have nothing better to do. 
Anyways here's a sneak preview of my upcoming story. Enjoy.
A Zero's Tale preview (Sponsered by Dr. McKenzie Cola, "Taste the Sweatness")
*Que awesome movie preview guy's voice*
(Play this song(Castle Crashers Main Theme) while you read, to increase movie preview epic-ness)
In a world where pancakes turn into waffles.
In a world where sushi reigns supreme.
In a world where everything is logically nonsensible.
A band of unlikely heroes will rise from the brink of chaos to ensure the chaos itself. Did that make sense? Probably not.
From the messed up mind of pspitus......This winter, experience an adventure just like any other, but totally different. Yeah. Dive deep into an adventure experience filled with passion, bromance, anxiety, and cheap one liners.
This is.......A Zero's Tale.
Rated PG-17 (Parental Guidance is suggested due to scenes of pony violence, messed up situations, cruel and abusive language, egotistical individuals, B&Js, sushi graphic depictions, empty cheese- zits boxes, and much more explicit content)
Comments
I would go see that movie if it existed, sounds awesome.
But for now, I'll just have to settle with a hand written story instead. 
@Aidan129: Yup, Dr. McKenzie Cola is a proud sponsor of a Zero's Tale.
@th3d3c3ption: Your friend has great taste. Hahaha!
@drdh: Me too man, me too.
@DavidRswii: I bet that's what a lot of people are thinking too. @twilightlullaby: Hopefully by writing this story, I will finally find the meaning of life.
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