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Saturday, Oct 31, 2009

I'm a big believer in action photography and low budget spontaneous acting.

You need to make use of your surroundings to tell your stories. It saves alot of money, money that would have been spent on city licenses and site fees now stay in your pocket. You just need to recognize a film site when you see one and take advantage of it with a camera and your spontaneous acting skills (keep practicing, I don't expect your skills to be up to mine right off the bat, it takes work and dedication to the craft).

Here I tell the moving story of a submariner who's lost his friends on another ship and vows revenge on the enemy ship that took them out.

Now that's some spontaneous acting. The future of guerilla filmmaking.

Category: Humor
Posted by polsci1503, 12:46pm
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Nice Scott
Posted Oct 31, 2009 4:38 pm PT
The story that I see:
1) Uh-oh I feel something coming on.
2. SQUEEEEEEEEEEEZE.
3. Uh-uh. I sharted.
Posted Oct 31, 2009 4:47 pm PT
@bacchus2 - Uh oh... shart.
Posted Oct 31, 2009 5:52 pm PT
"Dude, check this out! You can totally see a couple of people getting it on in that hotel over there."


"Oh man, he's giving it to her."


"Wait...is that...is that a goat?"


"Ugh, that is a goat...You wanna watch?"
Posted Oct 31, 2009 6:28 pm PT
@yeah_write - You guys are totally ruining my moving story of a submariner.
Posted Oct 31, 2009 7:09 pm PT
Brilliant! Watch out Spielberg.
Posted Oct 31, 2009 8:36 pm PT
lol, yes I heard those land submarines are deadly.
Posted Oct 31, 2009 8:36 pm PT
@MsCortana - Are you worried I'm going to do something bad to Spielberg? Why are you warning him? I mean him no harm.

@lazyhoboguy - You're supposed to get lost in my performance and not notice all the small details. But yes, land subs are some of the most deadly weapons in our country's arsenal.
Posted Oct 31, 2009 8:53 pm PT
That's some awsh spontaneous acting there, Scott! You truly are a visionary.
Posted Oct 31, 2009 9:07 pm PT
I don't know which story I prefer for your spontaneous acting pictures - there are so many good choices!
Posted Oct 31, 2009 9:20 pm PT
@synyster-666 - I didn't want to be the one to label myself "visionary" but since you just did, I'll take on the responsbility that comes with such lofty expectations.

@MJoanne - You like the goat and messy pants versions? What about my heroic submariner?
Posted Oct 31, 2009 9:52 pm PT
Good job, and a great way to end the night! Take Care,
Bryan
Posted Oct 31, 2009 10:48 pm PT
You showed those Hollywood bastards. I'll see you at the Oscars.
Posted Oct 31, 2009 11:32 pm PT
@btaylor2404 - Night braddah, hope you had a nice Halloween.

@lrsp - I'm still working on my speech.
Posted Oct 31, 2009 11:43 pm PT
Watch out for blue meanies.
Posted Nov 1, 2009 2:53 am PT
@s84 - Blue meanies?
Posted Nov 1, 2009 3:22 am PT
@polsci1503: Excuse my obscure Yellow Submarine reference...
Posted Nov 1, 2009 3:39 am PT
lol thats a pretty nice smooth storyboard
Posted Nov 1, 2009 3:49 am PT
@polsci203 ~ Nah, but I do have a suggestion. Tell me what you think. Ninja Smurfs...eh? That's good stuff...right?
Posted Nov 1, 2009 6:45 am PT
Yeah, I can feel your rage already...
Posted Nov 1, 2009 9:33 am PT
@s84 - Ahhhh... \

@iboo01 - I see you have a nice feel for the technical aspects. Smoothness during the transition of emotion is critical to believibility.

@MsCortana - Ninja Smurfs! I'd have to make a costume and carry it around with me at all times just in case I come across a great film set. I've got the ninja skills already, so I'm prepared to convincingly play a death dealing ambassador of the night, but I'd have to research the character more to get at what makes Smurfs tick... there also needs to be a steamy romance with Smurfette in the script.

@stanhigareda - RAGE! I will avenge you my brothers! Glad you appreciate talent when you see it Stan.
Posted Nov 1, 2009 10:52 am PT
Funny.
Posted Nov 1, 2009 11:40 am PT
@polsci1503 ~ A five star meal at a ritzy restaurant....98 dollars. Seeing a ninja smurf movie with a saucy smurf romance scene?...Priceless!
Posted Nov 1, 2009 3:57 pm PT
Truly ingenious. And all done while wearing shorts and flip-flops.
Posted Nov 2, 2009 9:50 am PT
@tierdome - Isn't that the typical submariner uniform? I can swear in Das Boot that's what everyone wore...
Posted Nov 2, 2009 10:35 am PT
haha nice job!
Posted Nov 2, 2009 1:08 pm PT
I feel that the plastic bag in the beginning of this story had the more nuanced performance. You were still very good though.
Posted Nov 2, 2009 7:28 pm PT
@johnsteed7 - Really? You thought I was good? That made my day, thanks man.
Posted Nov 2, 2009 7:46 pm PT
I'm just going to come out and say what's on each and every one of our minds ... Oscar. One question: who will play the plastic bag in the sequel?
Posted Nov 4, 2009 7:43 am PT
Way to much CGI in that movie...... like there could ever be a periscope in the middle of the land... phtphtphtpht
Posted Nov 4, 2009 11:14 am PT
You need a haircut man!
Posted Nov 4, 2009 12:24 pm PT
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