Long story short I will be on both Gamespot.com and Destructoid.com my user name will be payne6 so if you ever venture on that website and see my blogs its all cool its not a bad website but I have to say Gamespot's blog interface is so much easier to use than destructoids but don't worry I will still update on here in case you care...I doubt it lol

Yes you read it correctly I have both the Left 4 dead 2 demo and God of War 3 E3 demo early (actually since halloween and no I didn't pre order left 4 dead 2 because I hate gamestop) now before I begin this impression let me say one thing I can't tell you how I got them please don't PM me or ask me if I can get you one or how I got it all I can say is its all legal no hacking into accounts or stealing and the truth is actually pretty boring so sorry don't want to get anyone in trouble or actually myself in trouble..so anyway let's start this and I will start with Left 4 dead 2 because I want to

LEFT 4 DEAD 2 DEMO

The demo only has 2 levels in the Parish campaign that you can play both online and offline it has you talking to a man named Virgil who drives a boat he drops you off and tells you that he going to hunt for more people so you get to play you look around there is a table with various weapons and health packs and you begin your adventure and all I can say is…wow *wipes a tear from my eye*

This game is not a cut and paste from the first game no they really added more elements into this game first and most notably is it takes place in a completely different setting and time of day it's the deep south in the middle of the day or early morning and amazingly the game keeps its tension you (like the first game) see the story unfold in front of your eyes, jets are passing over head, evacuation points are abandoned, writings on the walls, piles and piles of dead bodies, and the zombies

Now the special infected are more deadly in this game and appear to just really hate you there is 3 new infected jockey, spitter, and charger and they fit into the game wonderfully they just don't feel thrown in they play a very intricate part with the other past infected (smoker, hunter, boomer, tank, and witch) now what amazes me is (once again) how well they fit in for example this happened my friend got trapped by a smoker (in a small alleyway) then a spitter turned the corner and spit all over the floor we could not reach my friend because the spitter prevented us from getting over to him and we stood in shock and awe the charger is also another bad infected he will knock all four of you down and in the process take one of you (while still running) stop a decent pace away and slam them repetitively and while we were getting up a boomer graciously vomited on us finally the jockey is a pain because he is usually with the hunter and they both lunge at once so two people go down the jockey will ride you into a fire, spitter goo, a witch etc etc speaking of the witch she is another problem she will wander around and you need to have patience wait for her to move and run by her but that's hard to do when there is a horde of zombies or other special infected around and finally the tank and for some reason he is just harder and I don't know why he is just more angry I guess he will hit you more I swear move faster and just kill you faster

The game is just amazing you can tell they added more effort into this game like making the zombie's eyes glow in the dark, add special zombies in specific areas (body armor zombies in evac centers, clown zombies in the circus not in demo btw), having ragdoll physics after a pipe bomb explosion, a orgasmic amount of weapons, melee weapons,2 different original infected (2 different boomers are in the demo but I also think there are 2 different hunters, smokers, and witches) and the game still has a creepy vibe in broad day light, it looks like there is pockets of humanity is around by hearing various gunshots in the distance and seeing jets fly ahead, new modes and difficulties, finally it does mix things up so that vets of the game will have trouble (and me and my vet friends did) and overall just fun they really added so much and it fits the game so well I can't wait till November 17th

Yet there are some minor problems with the game the first and foremost are the characters they really aren't likeable the girl Rochelle is most likely the biggest waste she has no personality at all seriously, Elias is the stereotypical southern hillbilly, Nick is the typical gambler guy, and finally coach who is the most notable just because his voice actor is a famous actor overall we miss the old cast especially Louis and his pill addiction and in mine and my friend's opinion the characters move too sluggish even when at 100hp

God of War 3 (E3) Demo

Ok I bet most of you just scrolled down to read this well you ready? Are you ready for the god of war demo…well…ehh well…its awesome

Long story short you enjoy god of war games? Well you will adore this game nothing has changed and usually I complain about that but the God of War formula never really needed changing you have everything from the 2nd game the wings, gauntlet, and his blades also you only have 1 new item and that's the lion head fist things (sorry I forgot its name and I can't find it anywhere) and they are pretty good it's basically epic brass knuckles but I just used my blades for the most part

The combat once again is nothing different from the God of War franchise Kratos moves the same way as he always did he (so far) only has one new move which is he picks up a enemy and runs with him and its pretty epic to just crash through a pretty big sized wave with the enemy in your hands also the "rip enemy in half" attack is here and is amazing overall even though it's the same its still a blast

The demo seems to take right after the 2nd game which once again is great you fight in a city and see a titan in the background destroying things and fighting the god Helios and it's a amazing sight to behold you will be fighting the various creatures its almost hard to focus on Kratos because the sight is so epic

The creatures in the game are the basic ones we know and love and some new ones we have the typical skull looking soldiers, harpys, Cyclops, and more now what I found cool was I was fighting the Cyclops I actually rode him and controlled him and killed a ton of enemies and then Kratos quickly finished him off and I was left stunned also the amount of creature you have to fight on screen is pretty epic you will either be enthralled or nervous

Now another aspect that makes the game epic is the outstanding graphics it makes the series feel new sure I killed these enemies before in the past games but it never looked this good you can see in detail the gore and blood sprayed on Kratos but it doesn't feel over the top or unnecessary it feels perfect like it belongs also the details are amazing meaning I was fighting some creature it has a horse body and human body ( I know its name sorta too lazy to know the exact name) and the detail was amazing his body reacted with every hit realistically (as opposed to other GOW games where they stood there or moved their head back) and doing the typical quick time finisher left my jaw dropping because the detail was amazing you actually get to see the creatures bowels just getting hanging out of it and Kratos covered in blood

Yet there are some problems and right off the back is the constant frame rate drop at times its tolerable other times it just freezes for quite awhile hopefully it's just the demo also the Helios head thing is too gimmicky for me (I don't want to spoil it but long story short when your controller shakes you move a certain person's head to look for secret rooms and I feel it slows the game flow it's kind of awkward after disemboweling a creature looking for a secret door) also there is something called a harpy jump which is Kratos jumps on a harpy and controls it for a small amount of time and jumps to the next one and then the next one and etc etc and I feel this too is a little lame for Kratos and I have to say is the minor enemies (skeleton soldiers) absorb damage like there is no tomorrow and put up a challenge but you can just one hit kill them by hitting the grab button and ripping them in half and I am like huh? And finally a annoying aspect of the game the quick time event buttons are too small I lost a couple quick time events because I didn't know what button to push because it was so small and misplaced (like on the side of the screen) Also one more thing I remember the end of the last God of War wasn't Kratos working with the Titans? Because at the end of the demo he was about to attack the Titan (who didn't attack him at all) and I found that very weird….but overall the demo was fun and makes me want to play God of War 3 and any fan of the series will adore

Well hope you enjoyed this impressions (I know I enjoyed the demos) so once again sorry I can't reveal how I got these or help anyone get them but remember patience is a virtue (ya that's right I said that) so thanks for reading

Ah yes part 2 of my list sadly this is coming out later than I wanted it to but with college and my job I just don't feel like typing when I get home..but I did do 3 reviews in 2 days and I am proud of myself but anyway enough of my pathetic sob story and let's start this b**ch up..and yes the pictures are clickable woot!

Iron mask fairy (Legend of Zelda Windwaker)

Now honestly I have no idea what they are called when I was playing windwaker I dubbed them "iron mask fairies" for the sake that it looked like they wore masks and they just creep me out I mean look at them for a minute they look like they are hiding their faces but are they? or is there hideous face being hidden from link?

Queen of Fairies (Legend of Zelda Windwaker)

Once again I am doing another windwaker character and this one creeps me out for one reason and that reason is look at her hands….just look at her hands…. Is that a iron mask fairy? or a doll? I never knew or found out and it really just ruined my time just knowing that she is torturing a random iron mask fairy for no other reason than she is a child and never grew up argg

T-rex (Dino-crisis)

Dino crisis is one of my favorite games to date I don't know why but it was a revolutionary for its time..why? well for once it has a quick time events and you could actually aim and walk at the same time and was made by Resident evil team (find it funny they didn't make RE 5 walk and aim) anyway the t-rex in the game had a nasty habit of stalking you at the wrong moments and it was scary I remember the first time you encounter him in the game was scary he broke a huge window ate a important scientist and tried to eat you damn you t-rex!!!

Crazy Earl (Borderlands)

(this picture has nothing to do with the game I can't find a picture of him at all)

Yes I know this game only came out last week but it's a great game but there was one character in it that just never sat right with me and that character was crazy Earl he is basically a anti-social man locked in a house and the lock is outside and you only see his massive head in the little slot he is a key character in the game and for me the creepiest

Frankenstein's monster (Castlevania series)

Now I know the monster wasn't created by Konami but he was hard as hell I always dreaded a encounter with him no matter which game I played either a boss, mini boss, or common enemy he was always tough to beat with his various attacks either brute strength, machine guns, rockets, rocket powered fists also I remember the challenge room section in Castlevania Portrait of ruin where you had to fight two at a time and I still to this day can't beat it I hate you Konami

The whole cast of Nocturne

Yes there is a game called Nocturne it's a old PC game it's a 3rd person shooter it's not a bad game it just doesn't stand the test of time but they had a very interesting cast of characters but they creep me out the whole premise is they are a paranormal agency that fight with zombies, werewolves, vampires, and more and the cast ranges from you the player named "stranger" who is a human but can physically fight a demon with his bare hands and win and have a lot of history with fighting the paranormal, a demon who trains in a dojo, your boss with a eye patch, a half vampire half human woman, and more it was highly unique I recommend it only for the story the gameplay isn't up to par to today's standards

Monks (Resident Evil 4)

No matter how many times I play Resident evil 4 these guys always scare me maybe it's their constant chanting or just their zombie like appearance I don't know exactly what it is about them but I am constantly finding myself curled up in a corner when I hear them coming near me

Pokemon Trainers

Ya I have a serious creepy vibe off them and I will explain usually they leave the house at the age of 12-15 or even younger and their mothers seem not to care because "TV said its ok" and they take pleasure in capturing cute to deadly creatures from their habitat and making them battle each other until they faint from exhaustion hmm where is PETA on this?!?

Hunters (resident evil series)

I hate no loathe hunters they are a horrible adversary in the resident evil games they are quick, agile and usually have more than one in a certain area they are creepy besides the fact they are too quick and scary looking they can absorb a decent amount of damage and can do a 1 hit kill on you by leaping in the air and slicing your head off in one clean swoop and their cries are also just as creepy

Sexy/scary nurses (silent hill series)

Yes these nurses to me are scary as hell because they really look like they belong in a porno or a strip club but then you see their faces and something is just not right they mess with the mind they look so human and normal but when you see their faces and the way they move it's a total mind f**k also on a side not please silent hill series stop using this creepy character it was originally used in Silent Hill 2 because James has a very frustrated sexual life after his wife (who he was attracted very much to) died they do not mix well in other silent hill games because they have no history of missing a loved one or being sexually frustrated

Alright I am done sadly I wish I could add a few more but I stupidly used the best for my first list thanks for reading and have a great Halloween even if you aren't doing anything for it and in the spirts of Halloween here is a old video it always creeps me out I still don't know why here clicker here..or here…or here