Okay, I've been watching this fried dynamite stuff inbetween shows and wow, it is not funny at all. It's really annoying and the "jokes" are lame. For example, hiding a treasure chest full of nachos down at the bottom of an aquarium. Now, I actually like the show, but this FD is really confusing. They're trying to make everything random to make it funny, but it's not working. There's too much random stuff and nachos. Where do you even come up with the name "Fried Dynamite" anyway.

Only BoBoBo can be that random and still be funny. Oh, no! One episode left!!!!

Those are three movies I just saw, and on consecutive days for that matter. I give all these movies A+'s.

Fox And The Hound 2: People always complain about Disney making sequels and how terrible they are. No sequel will ever be as good as the original, exception being Scary Movie 1 to Scary Movie 4. This movie was actually really good and I consider it better than Fox And The Hound. Dixie, Floyd, and Waylon were the funniest.
The Simpsons Movie: The day I say something bad about The Simpsons will be Armaggeddon. It was great.
300: The best of the three. This is one of the best live action films I've seen my whole life. During the fighting parts I was glued to the computer at how realistic it was. The slow motion and fast motion thing was cool (forgot the exact name). Some of the coolest quotes too.

"Return with your shield...or on it"
"Our arrows will black out the sun!." "Then we shall fight in the shade."
"This is Madness!" "Madness? This...is...Sparta!"

1. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

2. Will women will never be equal to men?

Until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

3. How do you fix a woman's watch?

You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

4. How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened when she brings it.

5. Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.

It's called a Wedding Cake.

6. I married a Miss Right....I just didn't know her first name was Always.

7. Why do men die before their wives?

They want to.

8. In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

9. Why do men fart more than women?

Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

10. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

11. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."

12. Why do women have smaller feet than men?

It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.